Have you ever

I thought I did the other night.

Have you ever screamed in an elevator?

 

No. Have you ever fornicated in an elevator?

 

Almost...

Have you ever painted a mural?

 

Nope. No artistic ability here. Have you ever met a forum member? That sounds fun.

 

Nope, but i've written them a letter!

Have you ever streaked through a party whereing a nixon mask?

 

Nope. Have you ever went up to someone you thought you knew but ended up being a total stranger and thought you were crazy and got mad and threw their beer on you?

 

minus the beer, yes.

Have you ever jumped on a trampoline drunk?

 

No but I did swim naked while I was drunk and my friends mom came outside.
Have you ever hallucinated by yourself?