thats not funny man. im not going to pretend to be a really ethnicly tollarant person, but there are limits. u see stereo types of black,white,mexican,jewish,indian descent can be funny- but not little children. that child looks really sweet, and if that picture is from africa than thats horrible, everyone knows what shit goes on there, stereotypes are funny ok, but children have no predictions. i lil fucker can turn out to be a world hero, and a kid genius can be some new binladen. please leave the children alone ok back to topic 2 polish people are buidling a wooden cabin. one polk is nailing planks to one side of the house- he picks up a nail and hammers it. picks up another one, and throws it away. picks up another nail, hammers it- picks up another one and throws it away. in a few minutes the other guy comes over and says: what the fuck are you doing??? the guy says: alot of the nails are faulty, theyre pointing the wrong way previous polk slaps him and says: you moron theyre for the other side of the house
I have a really good one. It's not the most obvious, but if you think about it and know what the name means then you'll get it. I want this so bad, my friend has one.
What do you call somebody who knows three languages? Trilingual. What do you call somebody who knows two languages? Bilingual. What do you call somebody who knows one language? American.
Here's one for Italians: Italian-made tires are really good. Dey can drive anywhere anytime. Dego on da road. Dego off da road. Dego in da rain. Dego in da snow. Dere's just one problem with dem. When dey get a flat tire dey make a really annoying noise; dego WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP.
You got the Italian one up there and here's one about all white people in general. Although it isn't very offensive. An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The chief nodded that it was so. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied....................... "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did work, medicine man free, Indian man all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and shook his head, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
lmao the kfc jokes reminded me of a car i saw the other day. fukin had a cooler sized box of kfc stickin out the back of its trunk. whats a niggas fortune cookie? a food stamp ina piece of corn bread why do german shower heads have 11 holes.. cuz jews only got 10 fingers why do women have small feet... so the can get closer to the stove whats faster then a black man and your tv? his cousin with your vcr. thats all i can think off. its gunny i told my freind the shower head joke it took him 5 mins but once he figured it out he burst out laughing... the kiker is hes jewish.
Why are pages 6 and 7 gone...? Maybe there's something wrong with my instrument. Ah well, here's one that nearly made me swallow my tongue: For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The Indian Embassy in Washington, DC has recently revealed the true story: Hindu women bring a dowry to a marriage. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a dollar store, or a coffee shoppe in North America. If the new husband has won none of these, he must take a job in India answering telephones, giving technical advice.
Why do black women not wear underwear to a picnic? Keeps the flies of the chicken Why do black women where big rimmed hats to church? Keeps the birds from shitting on their lips.
Here's a funny joke about white people jokes.... How come there arent many white jokes? Because black people arent that smart!!! (Rimshot)
Gianni's account of his trip to the US: One day ima gonna to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
how do u circumcise a white guy? kick his sister in the jaw why do they say amen at the end of prayer and not awomen for the same reason they sing hymns instead of hers
this is a racist joke right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9R7nOmROc cant tell if this is staaged or not
just for the record, even though we are not discussing veing a racist or anything, but here is what i think. (all your NIGGERS out there shut up and read before commenting on this one. if a black person calls me a honky and i call him a ****** back, who WOULD be charged for being racist? and who SHOULD be charged for being racist? the answer is below I WOULD be charged for being racist because the ****** would cry about it, bu the thing he can't (or won't) understand is that if a ****** calls a white person a Honky, thats being racist and that the ****** started it first, so he should be charged FIRST. you see thats the joke, if whites can be racist, why can't blacks be racist as well? NIGGERS can be and they are racist. i seen a thing about a blacks only collage, if we had a whites only collage, the blacks would cry about it. if we had WET (white entertainment TV) then the NIGGERS would cry even though they have BET? wow what a joke. if you havent guessed, i am racist ONLY cause i dont cry to the government when a black person calls me a honky and NIGGERS do cry when we call them NIGGERS. so here it is. "STUPID FILTHY NIGGERS, SHUT UP ABOUT US WHITE PEOPLE BEING SO RACIST AGAINST ALL OF YOU. CAUSE ALL OF YOU NIGGERS ARE JUST AS RACIST AS US WHITES IF NOT MORE. SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK MONKEY SKULLS AND SHUT UP. IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT, OR DON'T LIKE IT, GO BACK TO AFRICA. I WILL NEVER CALL AFRICA THE MOTHER COUNTRY CAUSE I DIDN'T DESCEND FROM MONKEYS APES OR GORILLAS. i dotn care what you all think of this i know that this is true and if the rest of you whites will open your eyes you will realize that it is true.
