Busted at Church Camp my life story

Well this will be a long crazy ass story
I found these forums because i just started posting in the dreadlock forums (because i want dreadlocks)
and just wanted to see other forums and saw this one
and thought i might as well share my story lol ok
here it goes
Freshman year of highschool
First time i smoked behind a dumpster at the movie theaters
that night changed my life
I didn't smoke much freshman year maybe once or twice that was it
I was ignorant and was brainwashed and thought herb was like
meth or heroine or cocaine
So sophmore year comes around
and I fall in love with herb i just smoke it all the time i just didn't give a shit
about anything
I have hardcore christian parents and just herb just made me realize
who gives a fuck what they think or anyone else?
this world is so big so many problems
a teenager smoking a plant isn't causing any harm to anyone so fuck it
im going to do it
after sophmore year i see the world in a different way
i tried shrooms acid and e and herb
basically i started getting risky with my smoking habbits
i smoked in the back of class during 4 20 lol and sitting outside mc donalds with my pipe taking hits with people walking in looking at me lol
starting doing it at home in the bathroom
window open 2 in the morning everyone asleep
and fan on and shower i blew it in the shower
hardcore like wrap it up in cellophane axe my self and reshower and wash hands brush teeth type of thing

then one weekend
i had church camp
me and my friend was like dude lets blaze at camp haha yeah dude gnarly
so i brought 8 grams and my pipe
my parents are hardcore in the church lol
we smoke before we get on bus
everything was fine
we blazed friday night like crazy 2 mile hike in snow away from camp lol
stoned off our asses and got back fine we changed clothes and everything
saturday night comes around pastor wants to take to me
takes me to truck with few other pastors and tells me that
a girl from my school told him i smoke
basically i deny it and all this shit it was intense i was stoned right there lol
good thing i was all cleaned up
but i had terrible cotton mouth like i barely could swallow
he was like are you stoned right now
i was like no ALLERGY LAWL
but anyways
everything was fine
sunday comes around
some kids jack an ipod
and everyone has to leave cabins
I START FREAKING OUT inside
like im not a dumbass and act all nervous
but inside im like crying and like OMGZ WTF im thinking this stuff
my pastor calls me and my friend into the cabin
BUSTED DUDE
he holds up my pipe my friends condums the herb
calls our parents
get down the mountain
mom DAD IN SHOCK CRYING slaps me says shit about GOD and christianity
this and that they found out i wasn't a virgin
my life was changed
like i was in deep shit
i wanted to get emancipated they wouldn't let me though
then a month later
im still pissed off
i smoke after a extra class after school
of course i listen to this hippy stoner kid saying i wouldn't smell
when i get in my dads car
BUSTED LOL
dad freaked out
they threaten to kick me out
they called the cops
they wanted to throw me in jail
brother was watching lil brother it was insane
like yeah
its just
its not worth it
i mean herb is worth it its amazing
but wait till your out of your house and done with highschool
i have smoked in school restrooms so many times and almost gotten caught
shoot in the hallway i have
i should of gotten caught so many times
its just wait till your on your own
im grounded now and all this shit
if i get caught drinking or smoking once
im thrown out of house or sent to some special home who knows
just wait

seriously like if i got in trouble and smoked
i would have a car right now
be able to be somewhere with friends right now
i would have a cellphone who knows man
but herb i won't have any of this till late senior year
its just most of you guys
probably have nice parents and shit give you stuff
yuo don't want to be grounded and not have a car junior senior year

i have so much to say but yeah
don't want to bore you guys
but this isn't a
HERB IS BAD DON'T SMOKE KIDS YOU WILL GET CAUGHT AND UR LIFE IS OVER
SHOOT
blaze up kiddos haha herb is amazing
i love it don't get me wrong
but just
sometimes its best to wait when your out on your own
or just don't get too cocky with it
be careful and focus on school and grades
lol wow i sound like a parent hahah fuck
but just don't let it take over your life

just use it as a life enhancer
and don't base your whole weekends on it
and just get in big fights and almost get thrown out of your house over it

well take care guys
one love
peace

 

One More Thing
Legalize It!

 

sucks dude. like you said at the end, don't smoke at school or in public places, or when you'll be seeing your parents soon. keep it on your private time. and you're really young, you have a whole life ahead of you to smoke all you want. stay away from teh bud for a while, let things cool down.

 

Damn dude! That is intense! I hate how hardcore Christian people act like marijuana is the devil or something, that is just redic. Pot is even mentioned as a sacred herb for only priests. Well, hope it gets better next time around

 

my dad is a fuckin baptist christian fanatic. damn i hate that. me and my older brother got busted smoking on my dads land a few years back (parents are divorced) and he got my brother thrown in jail and beat the shit out of me. my moms cool with it tho

 

getcha
you know you dont have to deal w/ getting hit right?
if my dad ever hit me when I was 15 I would have been gone in seconds.

 

my whole family is like that man, its fuckin rediculous. really theres nothin you can do except fly under the radar with it until your 18 then you can be like fuck you bitch.
haha the only time my dads ever hit me i hit him back twice as hard and knocked him on his ass. they dont preach about their "God" anymore cause then i start ranting about how i dont believe in heaven or hell and everyone jsut gets pissed off. its some stupid bullshit imo

 

when is smoking marijuana ever mentioned in the bible? oh wait, it isn't. Getting upset about smoking because of christianity is total nonsense. All they are doing is assigning a false morality that was born in the past 80 to a 2000 year old religion. Don't make no sense.

 

that reminds me of myself. My old dealers parents were the pastor of a church and I have family who work in the same church.

 

God made the heaven and the earth, but not pot he had satan do that, why some may ask, because gods a lazy fuck.

 

Genesis ch.1-29 says that god made every herb that bears seed, so god made Marijuana for people to use it.

 

God doesn't exist. Besides we all know that the Tooth Fairy put all the plants and herbs on this planet for us to use.

 

I used to be a pretty strong beleiver in Christianity, but I lost my faith.
I hear people often reference that verse.
Mostly Christians who start smoking weed but can't let go of their religous beleifs.
You can use any verse you want to justify your lifestyle, but the fact is: if you truely follow the Bible you shouldn't be using any mind altering substances.

 

It's funny that he thinks he's the good person, beating the shit out of you and getting your brother locked up. Christians (baptists especially) are a bunch of fucking hypocrites. They're supposedly following the word of jesus.. jesus said "love your neighbor" not "beat the shit out of your kid if he smokes pot"

 

that sucks

maybe trying using the combination of (.)(space) instead of the enter key

 

there are many refrences in the bible of kids being killed for disobeying their parents

 

Following the bible by not using drugs... what do you think allowed people to come up with such crazy concepts?
The egyptians were in a perpetual state of blue lotus, the aztecs had mushrooms, the norse had fly agaric mushrooms, and alcohol.
Everyone used drugs back then, only around the 1900s did drug use start to be questioned.

 

why not. jesus drank wine, lots of it. and one of his "miracles" was turning water into wine. and at the last supper he transubstantiated wine into his own blood. both of those seem like a pretty strong endorsement for a "mind altering substance." and don't say things like "the fact is" when you're talking about religion, especially an interpretation of religion.

 

its called a paragraph.

you're not writing a song.

 

what are you talking about