Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Is directly responsible for for the dust bowl.

 

sells scuba gear to mountain climbers.

 

makes belly button lint look like dresses and then parades about the town

 

Appeared in a vision to a 9 year old girl in Florida and told her to kill her parents.

 

Has only made love to one endangered species......but it doesnt count anymore, since they took it off the endangered list last June.

 

Lifelong hypochondriac, moved into a bubble at age 14, is now allergic to himself.

 

Wears a sweater woven from dog hair.

 

Was a little hidey hole in the sewer for when he needs to "get away from it all".

 

feels it necessary to have sexual relations with the pillow before falling asleep

 

Pillows need love too...

 

Entered a lap dog in a yodeling contest.

 

You know how you can look for your glasses forever and then finally discover they've been on your head the whole time? Stinkfoot is responsible for that.

 

Is the ghost of Christmas past

 

Is a taste tester at a dildo factory

 

Carries no cash, buys everything with hunks of rock salt.

 

Wrote rainy days and mondays with Karen Carpenter

 

Owns the worlds largest harmonica, but cant play it due to a cleft tounge and pallete.

 

still believes that the world is flat

 

For a few months every year, Ametisti wears nothing but uncured goat hide and eats nothing but marshmallow cream and raw fettucini.

 

Gives lap dances to hard timers at Sing-Sing.