Zombies WILL get you....

I'l rape the zombie if it comes close.
& then run away.

 

^ it might just be me, but raping the zombie sounds sort've like a backwards step...

 

actually. it will traumatize all the zombies, and therefore i would be saving all your sorry asses.
[:

 

zombies aren't smart enough to know sex with you is a bad thing, dummyface

 

when I sex them up after they say "NO", they will try to sue me.
and will loose,
therefore they would steryotype every single human bieng as a wierd rapist.
& leave us alone forever.

 

your plan sounds a bit flawed, on so many levels that I don't care anymore
enjoy getting your brains eaten, I give up on you

 

No no no you see Australian Zombies have brains. But they are just very small brains with only the most basic of functions such as walking and eating. As such our zombies are a little smarter than the average zombie.

 

ohh they have small brains like most Australians then?

(try to insult OOUR zombies, pssht)

 

Oh its on now foo!

I challange you to a thumb war!!!

 

Argh! Zombies!

 

I like his necklace. Think I could nik it before he ate my brains?

 

Only if you can guess what the magic number is.

 

Infinity!

 

I ain't scurred
I beat my gal three times in a row yesterday, bring it on -_-

 

lol awesome. we could even have an arm wrestle I'm pretty good at those too. Families pretty into the boxing and aussie rules so be afraid be very afraid!

*arm of the table*

So this isnt off topic...Were training for when the zombies do come and challenge us to thumb wars for our brains...

 

I think we need to come up with an emergency zombie defense and/or escape plan

 

umm yeah, I'd rather we stuck to the thumb war =D