I quit my job today!

Today I finally quit my job... I hated it there. Too much drama, too much pulling boxes to the front of shelves. I was a generic grocery store employee. Any good suggestions what a nice stoner job would be? Something without much people interaction, I was thinking janitor or somethin. Shit doesn't bother me much, neither does dirt or most "disgusting" things. It gets so much easier when you realise it's all just a instinctive responce, pre-programmed into humans - and that looking at it all 100% logically (for lack a better word) it's no different than anything else. Heh, am nice and stoned for my celebration right now, as you can tell

peace&tokes

 

cooking

 

dude, human interaction is the best. You just get high, and its fun as hell. I work at an ice cream store, and its awsome, great munchie food, little kids, no one complains, and this is my third ice cream shop, and at every one, all but one person smoked. Its the perfect stoner job. I just got back from working 5 hours, and all i did, was smoke some dank with my boss, and scoop ice cream 6 or 7 times.

 

^^ i fuckin hate human interaction myself.. thats why im in the kitchen.. otherwise i would wait tables.. fuck.. a good waiter can make 400-500 a check from working like 35-40hrs

 

Man, call me stange but I'd rather not be around people. Then I can do what I want, when I want it, and not have to worry about what other people will think or do. I mean, with the people that I am around I feel like I have to act a certain way or i'll be the "outsider". Plus, I'm not so good at having conversations. I like to be able to think about what I'm gonna say before it comes outta my mouth, that's the way communication should work.

 

My dream job- "sound design"- making random dinosaur noises for movies.

 

test video games

 

I once met a guy who made music for pornos.

 

I sit at a desk all day and noone bothers me. I have a state job so I dont work hard. All I really do is file papers then when my quota is met (usually around noon or 1pm) I chill and listen to music till 4pm.

 

you quit a job without having another lined up, congrats

 

that would be awesome or pizza delivery thats what im gonna try to get when i get a job

 

What is the job title?

 

nice contingency plan.

wait.... you dont have one.

 

you could try and be the host of dirty jobs

 

Ok, ok. Ultimate stoner job....... Food critic.

 

how bout the ultimate stoner job = anything u idiots can get?

 

Haha, employment is an option right now. No bills to pay or anything, thats why I am so laid back about it.

 

You are above us, teach us how to be a cool dude like you please.

 

My high school job was being a projectionist in a movie theater. Pretty much no customer interaction there unless you choose to go downstairs after all the movies in the round are started.

 

nah your right, having spending money is stupid