Thought I was getting mugged.

I was just walking to the store to pick up some beer. When this kinda big guy approached me and asked me how much money I had.

I looked for a weapon on him, and was deciding whether or not to lunge at him, when he asked me if I wanted to buy some movies.

"What'cha got?"

I got Knocked Up for $2. Quailty is great.

Don't judge books by there cover I guess. But that's a strange way to start a business transaction.

 

yeah, i'd have shit myself.

 

i am sooo sorry! 2$ though? lol. well, i guess it could have been worse!~

 

no, he bought a movie for $2.

 

that wouldn't phase me at all...things like that happen all the time

 

i work in a crackhead bar i've had shit like that happen to me alot, it's fucking weird
some guy came in asking if i wanted to buy a dress..same dude sold a necklace to a friend of mine

all stuff he clearly jacked

fucking retard

 

wow, that would have really scared me! He should have said somthing more like, Do you wanna buy a movie for $2? lol
Is it a good movie?

 

was he a *cough* *cough* minority

 

Yeah, he was selling pirated DVD's. I have like $500 in my pocket.

I wouldn't fight over $2.

I had my knife by my side by the time he mentioned the movies though. he didn't see it.

It was a little intense.

 

oh, now i get it. buahahaha, 2$ movie.

but still,....my condolences.

 

what the fuck does it matter if he was a "minority" or not?

 

yep. i was thinking it, but whatever.

 

He was a black guy. So are most of my neighbors. I would have the same reaction if a large white guy approached me at night and asked how much money I had though.

I'd have bought the same movie too.

 

ive had all kinds of strange people approach me.. one man outside a store actually asked if he could pimp me out and gave me a fucking BUSINESS CARD. A business card with everything on it misspelled. Sorry i aint nobodys hoe. Another time, a clerk at a gas station asked me and a friend and i if we had sex with each other. I have also had people try to solicit various things. people have no respect.

 

it'd be hot if you stabbed the guy in the neck

 

because they're EVIL!!! EEEEEEEK!!!! they'll steal your car, rape your mother, sell you crap movies for $2!!! when will it END?!!!!!!

*snicker*

 

you're snorting too much butt crack, the guy is selling bootleg movies and you don't want me to judge him?

 

My Congolese roomates are always raping my mother.

I ask them to stop, but I think she enjoys it.

 

I'm so unsurprised that the pimp had a business card.

 

I'd prefer not to think about it.

I hate violence. And actually, I'd have given up my wallet not to have to hurt the guy.