Hey this is important

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by Pizda, Oct 28, 2007.

  1. Pizda

    Pizda Banned

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    I just got into the Univerity of Minnesota.

    Im 18, And i want a girl freind.....a good looking one that i would fuck all the time.


    Im suffering over here man!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fucking cant get one!!! They all turn me down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    i feel like i got to give up on women and turn gay or someshit....

    I think it may be my ass hole personality on campus...

    i dont know...


    i just wannnnnt to settle in a relationship



    The funny thing is, is that no girl dont know what they are missing out with the sex,,,hgoly shit am i good am making a girl yell and moan with pleasure..

    damn im awsome in bed....


    its just i dont got a women.....im tired of going from girl to girl. i need 1.



    1 lol
     
  2. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    if I had a post hall of fame, your post would go into it.


    Good luck with the ladies mate.
     
  3. Pizda

    Pizda Banned

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    is that a sarcastic remark sayign that i will never get a woman??

    ive been fooling around with a lot of girls over the past 3-4 months..

    its just that if i were to ever go into a relationship it would never work out..


    what do you mean post hall of fame?
     
  4. fricknfrack

    fricknfrack Member

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    Maybe the reason why the girls don't want you is because your jumpin around from dorm room to dorm and each girl you screw knows the other one.
     
  5. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    lets see, youre a self described asshole who just wants a woman to fuck, aka easy pussy with nothing else involved in it

    seroiusly, go buy a sex toy, a pocket pussy or something. thats all you really want
     
  6. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Putting your OP in the Daily Gopher Personals would be a start.
     
  7. Ecstasy

    Ecstasy Member

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    Just be yourself, all I can say to you.
     
  8. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    why is this loser coming to the forums asking for help? If you just want a pussy you can fuck go pay 20 at the local whore shop. Maybe these girls would stay with you if you werent so lame, apparently your the BOMB SHIT in bed yet nobody wants you...haha
     
  9. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Here's the basic brawd strokes. Approach the group(beautiful women are hardley ever alone) in a none threatening manner. Open with a none threatening question, statement or hilarious anecdote. Playfully tease the girl you want with a backhanded complement(none of that can I buy you a drink, your so beautiful ass kissing bullshit). Engage her friends with GOOD stories and/or demenstration's of your worth(games, role playing, show them something cool). Win over her friends. Isolate the girl you want(ask for premission). Qualify the girl by asking her about herself(be creative, don't just ask what she does, take a guess and tell her why you guessed it). Tell her you like her because of things other than her beauty. Escalate kinosthetic touch(you should have been doing this throughout). Build comfort with stories that portray your vulnerabilities and personality, have her do the same. Come up with a reason why you two should hang out(again, be creative). Try to bounce her to another location(if you do this she will have more memories of being with you in a shorter amount of time). If you are unable then get her #, email or whatever but, don't leave right away. Stay for a few minutes so she doesn't have buyers remorse and flake when you call. Personally, I call them later on that same night while their mood and thoughts of me are still fresh in her mind. I don't talk long and make sure I'm the one that has to hang up. Call her again within the week to set up the second date. There. Any questions, PM me.
     
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