"Why do you have your hair like that?"

So, other than the traditional response of, "Well, why do YOU have YOUR hair like THAT?", what would be your favourite answer to this question?

It doesn't have to be one you've given... just, if someone were to answer that, what's the best you could come up with?

I think I'd probably say, "So I can roll my windows down without tangling my hair."

 

a simple answer, Why not!

 

my standard answer for anything like that has always been " becuz i can" ...

 

coz im not like you

 

tell them it's because you use stem cells to give it that knotty silky shine. Then thank them as if it were a compliment. That should leave u ample time to escape your retarded antagonizer as they mull that over.

 

1. " Like what?"
2. pretend you didn't hear and when they ask you again whip your head around and be like " SAY WHAT?"
3. I was asleep little brother had superglue......
4. my doctor recomended it

 

Give them a dumb isn't it obvious look and say..."well, why do you have your hair like that? Probably because you like it..." then walk away.

 

Be all like "what?" and insist you don't know what's going on, then run to a mirror and freak out.

 

you mean its not suposed to be this way?

 

I dont do anything to it, I mostly let it do itself. I just wash it.
why? because my hair is free :tongue:

 

Why do you have YOUR hair like that, is my answer....

Nothing confused them more!

 

i usually just say "because i like it"

 

Believe it or not I don't have my hair a particular way or style for you, I have it for myself!

 

You know...I don't think I've ever been asked such a silly question by a random person.

So far I've found that most judgements leveled my way come from people who have dreads already.

 

i usually just say because that is the way i like having my hair... but a nice response would be, "why don't you?"

 

my hair has a mind of its own

 

I always say that too

 

so do my elbows

 

knees

 

do yours have voices?