Piss timing.

Is it best to have a piss before you masturbate or after?

 

Either or, it won't cause any difference in sexual function unless it's uncomfortable because of the pressure in your bladder. It's hard to piss while erect though. So I suppose you may as well do it before...

 

to pee before or after that is the question

 

You'll normally have the need to pee shortly after masturbating anyway - Nature's way of clearing the pipes.

 

...Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or take arms against a sea of troubles.

OK, your'e right...before it is!

 

It doesn't matter if you take a giant leak before you whack off, you're gonna be peeing after. A raisin in the sahara would pee right after he whacked off. If raisins lived in the sahara. And whacked off.

I call it Post Masturbatory Urination. Or PMU.

 

An interesting condition, only PMP (Pre Masturbatory Pissing) is even crazier! But I do agree a raisin living in the Sahara, or any desert for that matter may prefer to whack off in a PMU situation!

Professor Blithering Von Kocksuk has written endless boring books on the subject. A 'must read'.

 

cant find the book in amazon.com r u sure for the name of the professor is the first letter k or c

 

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Do you actually think thats a real name? Blithering Von Kocksuk?

 

any other book about this very important item i dont know what to do to pee before or after masturbation

 

The Benedictine monks were adamant, I quote from a 15th century book:-

Pro mastubare sed pistus est puereque sed non fortuna!

I think that answers your question.

 

I usually pee before, I stay more aroused that way.

 

I rarely pee after masturbating.. and sometimes I pee and right after that cum - nice feeling!

 

After.

 

only if you need to piss...

 

Before

 

Seventeen responses and no one has said "during". Come on people, get your kink on.

After.

 

after always after
it cleans the cum that might get left over

 

It's best to use the bathroom before sex or masturbation - best for anal sex for obvious reasons, and best for masturbation because you can enjoy the afterglow without being disturbed by having to urinate. There isn't a need to "clear the pipes" by urinating after sex for men or women, your penis self-cleans on the inside.

 

I do it after when wanking but for sexual pleasure enhancement, i pee before sex. it keeps everything on track better...