so say your at a party or club or somthing. what ya's rekon are some good lines to pick up the women. iv never really learnt any or anything like that, allways just come up with my own shit on the spot depending on the circumstance. somtimes im sure i probably sound like a dick but you know if you dont try you never know. i said this to this girl the other week, i couldnt think of to much to say, im just like "out of all J's friends who you most likely make out with". or somthing alone those lines. she didnt really answer but its allways in their expresions of what they do. she kinda slightly moved closer and almost rested her head on me and smiled, so i started kissin her. we were on a couch tho. i dont know. tell us some things yous have said, or been said to (for the women) and how it worked. or just explain the whole circumstance whatever.
Try " u wanna go back to my hotel room and REALLY party". If she's dumb and slutty enough she'll bite. then take her to a secluded area to "look at the stars" get a fifth on you're way there, match her on drinks tit for tat. By the time this is done go back to your place and i guarantee she won't complain a/b it not being in a hotel. if she does tell her it's getting fumigated. and where you're at is the hotel manager's place. break something cheap you got layin around to emphasize this.
hmmm. yeah i sapose at a club a complete random. but what say a small party where care is needed in what you say. i was thinkin more subtle things to say, whilst still being obvious. without sounding to sleasy.
just hang out and talk. charm her with your personality. ask if she has a boyfriend (totally classic). that's about as subtle as u should get. You want to make it clear what you want in an indirect yet obvious way. Go too subtle and you'll become platonic in a matter of minutes. it's also good to be pretty well educated on as many topics as you possibly can so you can pretend you're interested in what she's talking about. Ask who she came with b/c if it's a bunch of girls (especially uggos) you can be damned sure that your time and energy are shit on at the end of their evening when you inevitably get cock blocked because your prospect's ugly ass friends can't get laid in a morgue. This is where you need a dedicated wingman. The kind of friend that would take a bullet for you. Essential tip: The wingman has to have less goin on than u do or the whole thing will be a disaster, but at the same time he has to have the qualities to attract one of your prospect's friends.
sorry didn't read the whole thing. anyways, here is one of my old field reports. Hope this helps: I walk over to this hot chick that was standing alone. Let's call her, Hairlover. I walked by her and over the shoulder I opened with: Bane - I can only stay for a second but, do you believe in spells? Hairlover: ... Bane: (Cutting her off)I'm asking because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. He wasn't interested in her sexually, because she wasn't really his type. Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his bed. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the strange thing is, he can't stop thinking of her. Do you think it's the spell or just psychological? Hairlover - I don't know. Bane: Crazy shit huh? And to think if I were to be the one to sleep on that bed, I'd be thinking of her. Hairlover: I know(smiles). Bane: (silence) Hairlover: How long have you been growing your hair out for? It's really nice.(touches my hair) Bane: Whoa whoa whoa, don't just touch this shit ain't for free. Hairlover: Sorry. Bane: I've been growing it out for about 6 years. My ex actually wanted me to cut it. Hairlover: Why? Bane: Probably because I got more attention than her. Hairlover: (laughes) I was asking because there's a waitress in there that has been long ass hair and... Bane: (cutting her off) You blink alot. Hairlover: I blink alot? Bane: Yeah. Hairlover: I'm going to try not to blink now. Bane: Wait, you got something right (grabbing imaginary crap from her hair) here. Hairlover: Thank you. Bane: Before you interupted,(I switched it on her, I opened her up!) my friends and I were talking about where we're going for vacation. Hairlover: OK. Bane: Brazil or Spain? Hairlover: Well... Bane: (cutting her off) Ok wait, Brazil for Carnival or Ibiza Spain in the Summer? Hairlover: Well, it depends. Spain is beautiful but, are you just there to party? Bane: Party mostly but, I want to see the sights. Hairlover: Well, if you wantto party there's Mexico and there's always Vegas. Bane: Really, seems like you know alot about partying. Hairlover: I actually, just got bad from Vegas but, I came home early. Too much partying. Bane: Wow, I don't think we'd get along. Hairlover: Why? Bane: We're too similar. We'd party too much and never get anything done. Hairlover: I don't party all the time. Bane: So do you consider yourself a good girl or a bad girl? Hairlover: I'm a good girl. Bane: With bad girl tendencies. Hairloversmiles) At this point a drunk friend of mine enters the conversation. He is not in the game and has no clue he's jacking my set. Drunk: So where do you work anyway? Hairlover: Kaiser. Drunk: Get me a job! At this point an AMOG comes into the picture. Bane: Introduce your friend, don't be rude. Hairlover: Sorry, I didn't even notice him there this is (forgot his name) Bane: (shakes his hand) Hi my name is Bane. How do you roll with this girl? AMOG: She's ok. Bane: So how do you know each other? AMOG: We're good friends from since Highschool. Bane: She's a bit pushy isn't she. AMOG: Ha, a little! My brother then occupy's the obstacle with UFC talk and pulls Drunk into the convo allowing me to isolate the target. The AMOG then says we have to go and they leave without giving up the number. Damn pushy ass AMOG!
lol. no pick up lines. just say something nice and true. just say hi and compliment her on her dress or shoes or.... hair. and then ask her about herself later on in the conversation compliment her again. tell her that her voice is very sweet or she speaks like an angel or... something. ^_^ good luck with whoever you are pursueing this time.
this one is bound not to work but hey its funny. "hey, you know when pencils get blunt?" "yeh...?" "and they need to be sharpened" "yeh" "lets play a little role play, lets just say im blunt"
