best halloween ever

me and my friends planed that we were all gonna smoke up halloween night. so we all meet up on the street and get some candy and shit cuz we know were gonna get hungry later. i ask my friend who lives on the street were at where we can smoke so hes like idk lets go behind this guys house hes never home... so we walk in his backyard and sit down on his porch.. of course right when we pack a bowl the lights turn on so we sprint into the woods. we were walking for ever through the woods untill in the middle of no where was this fucking sick cave. we went in it and it was fucking perfect smoking spot. there was kind of a small hole to get in but we all lit up there and it was fucking ausome. right when we started climbing out we could see all the smoke coming out of the cave. we were all baked out of our minds. right when we got on the streets there were fucking hundreds of peopple and we were soo excited and just sprinted full speed screaming at little kids. they all ran for there lives and it was one of the funniest things ive ever seen. later we were walking to another street when we see a cop car with its lights on and for some reason my friends started sprinting and after we lost the police my friend who was running next to me dissapeared. we were all freaked out cuz we thought the police got him or something but i know that didnt happen so we walked like 20 feet back and he fell in a fucking river on the side of the road!!!!! we all pissed our pants. we helped him up and he was laughing and tried to re act what happend and ended up kicking my other friend in the nose which was fucking hilarious. the rest of the night we were just fucking around untill we realize that my friend who fell in the river was gone again!!! we called some of our other friends who were around the area and they hadnt seen him.. 2 hours later and were fucking scared shitless.. we thought he ran into a tree and had passed out in the woods or something.. then we get a call and hes trapped in a ditch and had no idea where he was.. he said he coudlnt get out cuz there was thorn bushes everywhere..... we all managed to piss ourselves again... are other friends found him eventually but god it was a fucking funny.. right when we were leaving this faggot kid who everyone in our school hates is playing guitar walking down the street and we just stared at him untill he gave us the finger. This crazy ass kid i sort of knew whos an all confrence football player was with us and he tackled the guitar faggot in the middle of the street and threw his guitar into a fucking car!!! the alarm went off and we all ran for our life as soon as we heard the police sirens coming towards us.... we all made it back to my boys house and chilled. the faggot kid hasnt been in school since then hahah..

 

i'm not reading a paragraph this long.

 

you're twenty four years old and you're getting your kicks scaring little kids? you're a douche bag. scratch that. reading the rest of your post, theres no way you're twenty four. either way, you're a douche bag, though.

 

agreed nesta...i put him at 15....I thought stoners liked guitarists

 

you're the ultimate badass....

 

the kids just trying to share a story, give him a break.

 

dude decent story but you and your friends are dicks for doing that to the kid with the guitar, first off being fuckin retarted staring at him, and then breakin his guitar i mean cmon man wtf, but funny shit how your friend fell in the river and then got LOST in a ditch

 

trying to tell a story about being an asshole.

why shouldn't i say i think its wrong to behave immaturely and unpleasantly towards little kids? theres nothing cool about being an asshole just to scare little kids.

theres no condoning this behavior. this guy was acting like a douchebag. maybe he isn't....we all do things out of character once in a while.

but in this case, whether he's a legitimate douchebag or not, he acted like a douchebag.


case closed. what i said was not at all out of line. and judging by the rest of the story, the issue i specifically commented on doesnt sound at all out of character.

it sounds like this guy is a douchebag. i hope in time he'll realize what an asshole he was.

 

hahah sounds badass
\i mean fuckin with peopl is how i get my kicks and shit
fuckin with his guitar though, thats fucked up because the only thing i respect it music and the people that play it, but fuck man i do that shit to people all the time, i just dont fuck with their instruments so that fucked up that whoever did that but still atl least you had fun man
btw if you think im a bitch for codoning fuckin with lil kids idc cause i hate kids over 6 years old cause those fuckers are annoying as hell
\not that its thir fault i just cant stand anything that annoys me, little kids is one of the many things that i find myself a little bit tolereant to, but cmon fuckin with them is fun as hell

 

^^^we were ALL little kids at one point dude. Its like those people who bitch about the crying children on the airplane, you just know they were little terrorizers (almost called them terrorists whoops) when they were toddlers on the planes. Music is the only thing you respect? that's fuckin pathetic man.

The OP sounds like an insecure, immature, homophobe or closet homosexual I haven't decided which yet.

 

i'm as annoyed by small children as anyone. in fact, in all honesty i fucking hate kids. to the point i've considered a vasectomy to completely eleminate the chance of ever producing any and having to deal with them.

kids annoy the hell out of me, and even if they're laughing or in good spirits, if a kid is loud i cringe at the sound.

but thats not the point. scaring the shit out of little kids is low. its easy for a "big kid," (and regardless of age, if you're into fucking with little kids and being mean to them for no reason, theres no way you qualify as anything more than a kid) to do. its like running up on someone with a gun just to see them get scared. it doesnt matter if the guns loaded or not, the person will freak out. it doesnt matter if you plan or can shoot or not, if you're doing this, you're a fucking douchebag. you're taking advantage of people just to exploit their humanity for your amusement. getting off on scaring people, especially kids, just to have a laugh at their dismay is fucked up.

he's a douchebag, and it would appear you are too, infested sinner.

 

im sorry that you think im a doucheabg im not trying to be an asshole im just expressing how i feel at this point in time.
ive been fucked with a lot since i was a little kid so idk it might just come naturally that im an asshole in general, not that its an excuse, i just see both sides of the situation.
in reality i love little kids that arent able to talk. and i love kids that im actually able to talk to, its just that kids annoy me as much as adults do, which is why i fuck with both groups of people, its not like i get my kicks of just fuckin with little kids, i actually like messin with people who can actually understand what im sayin to them and piss them off even more.
idk lol its just how iv learned to grow up is to fuck with everyone
its not like i try to offend people who i dont know
i dont just go up to random kids/adults or anthing its just that alot of them try to fuck with me because of how they perceive me and so i judge everyone as such
i guess that is just a personal defect of mine but thats just how my mind works
my bad lol

 

OMG that is soo jokes!

 

My best halloweens were probably when i was young enough to believe in all the spooky scary things about it.

 

same here, i just wanna put in that my halloween FUCKING SUCKED

 

scaring the shit out of kids is fucking ausome.... im not going to even start arguing with all of you about that... but i had no control over the guitar thing. but if you all lived here in south ozone park you would understand that this doesnt even compare to the really bad shit that goes down. there was 2 kidnappings that night and an assult charge which happend right infront of my doorstep, says my step mother.

 

wow you sound like a douchebag like nesta was saying. i hate people like you that smoke weed and think your all cool and shit

 

i really cant read that paragraph, but by the sounds of it, your a douchebag.

 

w.e fuck you

 

i'm sure u pillowbiters would crucify me for some of the pranks my crew used to play on halloween.