so I've been a bit low on cash recently, but I remembered that there's this hippy store at the mall that sells weed incense. it was so cheap too, I don't see why so many people pay drug dealers these outrageous prices when I got several cones of the stuff for $5! I smiled knowingly at the clerk, asking if the insence cones were high quality. I asked if they had any "white widow" or "catpiss" cones. I called up a friend and invited him over for a sesh, bragging about my new discovery. he told me that you weren't supposed to smoke it, it's just there to add fragrance to the atmosphere, but that's crazy because to get the pot scent they would have to extract it from the plant somehow, right? there must be trace amounts of THC in the stuff. the weird thing was that it didn't even smell like pot, but whatev's. so I packed up Danny The Socialist (my bong) with a crushed up cone, and I immediately understood why it's so cheap. it's even weaker than hemp yarn! I had to smoke 2 1/2 bowls before I felt any sort of buzz at all. I did get kind of a headache and sore throat though, and got a bit dizzy but it was still really good. I sat and giggled at the patterns in the window shades for about ten minutes. they also had some awesome looking opium inscence too that I'm definitly picking up next time. just thought I'd let you stoners in on this great but well-kept secret for next time ya'll are dry.
theres probably not any thc in them or else legally he couldn't sell them..so your just wasting your time trying to smoke them
If he's is joking it's a shit joke. If he's not then that's pretty funny but just furthers the dumb pothead stereotype... Sad thing about these forums is you can't tell when some are kidding because of the high standard of dumbfuckery that kids post on here in relation to weed...
HAHAHA they sell those at the mall near my house to opium and weed, but its not for smoking lol it wont get you high its just ment to smell like it. But im guessing you were just joking?
hahaha you're funny, bet it took you all night to come up with such a funny story! god, that was so funny. i'm gonna go smoke some real weed and laugh at this some more.
I've tried this before on "extracted salvia(for incense use only)" needles to say i was trippin my ass off thats for those of you who think incense's don't get you high. but yea, he's joking.
yeah, it's a joke, and admittedly not a very good one. but the uniformity of this forum is depressing! so many people who are jokes 'round here and aren't even lucky enough to know it.
The sad thing is that a lot of these "stoners" would have taken your post totally seriously.. No offense to them or anything.. They are quick to defend themselves. I wondered at first if you might actually be that dumb. That's the really sad part. Not for you of course, but you catch my drift. I'm high don't mind me. I'm rambling.
it's not like this would have been the dumbest thing anyone on the forums has ever done.. *cough* taking random mysterious pills *cough*
or maybe downloading a photo of a cannabis leaf at school while in possession of numerous baggies, paraphernalia and a knife with cocaine residue in a car also on school grounds.
