When someone owes you money

Someone that I have known for more than 8 years ripped me off. He totally ripped me off for more money than I care to explain. What would you do when someone you thought you can trust, ripps your ass for more than a thousand dollars?

I went through the usual process.....trying to find places to catch him and kick his ass.....but then I realized he doesn't have any money. HE doesn't have a car, his own place, etc....He doesn't have anything. But he owes me a thousand mutha fuckin dollars. The money doesn't worry me...I'll be settled by payday..I just have a worthless fool on my hands that I thought was my best friend....and owes me money.


What would you do?????????/

 

Two words:
Flaming poop


Put it on his front steps and you will have hilarity/revenge of Chris Farley-esque proportions.

 

If I only could my friend....If I only could.

He doesn't have himself a front porch to be pooed. He'll just have to wait till the poo finds him

 

Shit. He really has nothing.

Wait till he has a porch. Then apply flaming poop.

 

dunno what i'd do...

 

This is why we don't lend money out!

 

Yea I thought that a friend would help me out, and in turn help another friend out. Hind sight shows me many things I shouldn't have done. I should have never got mixed up in shit I usually never fuck around with. But whats done is done.......and I made my mess. It just sucks that a supposed friend of mine is gonna have to take a hard fall. By my hand or not.....this fool is going to take a fall

 

I am such a peace loving mellow kind of guy.....why do so many people take advantage of this and take me for a fool.

Usually I would just let karma do its job, but I can't help it.....I need to see this guy fall. Why o why did I get myself into this mess???

 

Never lend nothing just give it away and if they decide to give back great if not well it was a gift to start with so no loss and not hurt feelings.

 

Judge Judy seems to be the obvious way. Remember to be loud and ignorant so she can bust your chops.

 

I gave my friend 1$00 to hook me up with two ounces Tuesday.

Tommorow I'm getting my money back or threatening him.

 

That's what I do. Generally I find it goes back and forth, so it all works out, and is all good.

I don't really know the situation, but honestly seems a little silly that you would lend someone a thousand dollars, who has nothing, best friend or not, if they have nothing, chances are you're not going to get it back.

 

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Depends on the friendship. I'd lend my best friend every cent in the bank if he needed it badly enough.

 

I'm there with you Spooner. Even on the chance that I wouldn't see it back.

 

I didn't say I wouldn't, but I wouldn't be pissed when I didn't get it back. Again it depends on the situation.

 

I've known this guy for about 8 years.* I thought him to be one of my best friends.* I didn't lend him any money, but trusted him with my cash in order to make a deal that I couldn't make on my own.* Turns out he put my money in his own pocket, and made me to believe it was someone else who was doing me wrong.* It's a complicated fucked up situation, that I don't even want to deal with.....but I have to.* If it was just money than I would leave it alone....but this shit is personal.* He was suppossed to me my best friend...someone I could trust with my life.** But instead I trusted this fool with product/money that wasn't mine to begin with.* Which has put me up against the wall.** It goes deeper than I care to explain, but this man has fucked me over far worse than any of my enimies could ever dream.* I gave him the chance, so yes it's my fault.* But shouldn't you be able to trust friends that you've had since the 8th grade?

 

I'll come back when I am much more sober. I just don't have anyone to vent to, and I need to vent....this shit is gonna drive me crazy otherwise.

Thanks for listening fellow hipsters. You guys are the greatest

May only good times grace your pressence, and bad times fall at your feet. Let the lovin take ahold, becuase there is nothing better. Anything else is just plane useless.

 

next time buy your own drugs

 

Yeah, well, like a decent football team.

 

what is that supposed to mean?


*makes intimidating face expression*