i think its time i reintroduce myself.

Its been a while since ive really talked about myself and a lot of things have changed since i used to get online all the time.

i burned my apartment down, so i had to get a new one. that sucked.

i got a live-in girlfriend named carri.

i am still not allowed to see my alleged son.

i work at a pizza joint now. it targets mainly University of Dayton campus students. we are open til 4am on the weekends, so we get way super busy.

drunk college kids love their cheap pizza


ask me questions about me now.

 

do you like cheese?

 

hi death! its very nice to meet you all over again!

i have moved in with my mom, because were broke

i am starting my new job tommorow, where i will be in control of everyones money transfers muhahahahahaha!

sorry about your apt! that really sucks!

how are you doing though besides the shitty things that life brings us?

 

Hey the live in girlfriend sounds so nice. I am often one of those drunk college kids. And on our behalf, thank you!

 

i love cheese. especially the white cheeses.

theres a thread about my apartment somewhere in the back threads. it happened in may. so ive pretty much been settled in here for a few months.

UD students are all rich as fuck. they order pizza at the rate of two hundred orders an hour on friday and saturday night. as an outside observer of the campus housing and affairs of ud students, i can say it is JUST LIKE every college movie ever made.

 

which pizza chain? around here, only cottage inn is open till 4, everyone else closes at 2 or earlier, so they pretty much have a late night monopoly and they still can't be anywhere near 200 orders an hour, more like 400 a day probably

 

we aint a chain. we're Cousin Vinny's pizza.

we do about 150 orders up until about 1am, then it just goes nuts. well do 200 orders an hour til we close, but it does taper off around the last hour.

we usually do anywhere from 300 to 500 orders.

 

cousin vinny's isn't a chain? i feel like i've heard of it before, and i've never been to dayton.


maybe i've seen you mention it though..

 

Death, your posts always make me laugh for some reason. And alleged? wtf? Why dont you get a paternity test done?

 

Theres a bunch of restaurants with no affilliation. i did a google search one time and theres cousin vinnys in like new york and other areas. they have nothing to do with my store. also theres a movie with joe pesci called "my cousin vinny"



and i dont get a pat test cuz im a scared pussy. and an idiot

 

Hi death!


Why wont that bitch let you see your son?



and get the test...

 

will you deliver pizza to middle of VT?

 

Have you ever done anything naughty to the pizzas when you get pissed off, or has any of the other employees?

 

ive never done anything bad to anyones food. not on purpose, anyways. ive seen some shit, though. but not recently

that bitch wont let me see my son because she is jealous that i got a girlfriend now who is way better at everything than she ever was. that bitch is a triflin ass ho and when ryland is old enough, he will realize that.

i will deliver a pizza to vermont for about 1000 bucks, is that ok?

 

Hi again. I remember you.

 

mmmmmmmm pizza. :drool:

welcome back again.

 

hiyeee