hiding large sums of money

Make like my grandma and stick it under the mattress.

 

Tape some envelopes to the underside of one of your drawers.

Cut out a piece of drywall behind some stuff in you closet and put your money there. If you're looking for long term storage, you could reseal it and paint back over it. If you want to be able to move stuff in and out of it, you could then cut you a piece of drywall to fit (the one you take out will be smaller and show a definite crack around it) and place it in there. Often times closets have cut outs like this for access to water pipes and such.

 

LOl you deal drugs and your scared your parents will find your large wads of cash.

 

gotta live somewhere.

 

i would say just stash it how you are now until ur 18 then go start ur own p.o box then go to a different bank and start your own account and have stuff sent to that p.o. box. im not sure but i dont think u can get a p.o box under 18 but maybe you can. i know you can make a savings account under 18 but i think you do need a parent. its probably a piddly amount of money thats not even worth hiding.

 

Really this isn't that complicated just split it up 2 or 3 ways and hide it in little hiding spots and if you feel your parents are going to be looking around there just remove the money. Also you could just buy some specific for hiding money, like a can of WD-40 with a flase bottom, they usally sell those at headshops or you could just buy a small lock-box and hide it in your rooom and if you rents find the lock-box tell them the content is none of their business.

 

make sure its all in 100's, so it takes up less space, and investigate in your room... be clever... multiple places.... switch covers... under a floorboard... in a cigarette holder in between mattresses....I like the drawer idea too.... there are plenty of safe places to hide it. do you have a job? get a piggy bank, and put some of it in there. not all of it, but some. do you collect anything? tuck it behind the cover on a dvd, or behind the back part of a cd case (be careful, they snap easily)

just sit in your room and look at everything critically, it cant be anything that they would be likely to see, or donate to a thrift store, but there are plenty of places...
and your pockets are not safe at all!

 

dude put it in a video game cover. i have this pc game i keep all my bud and stuff in there. my parents never touch my games.

 

For fucks sake dude, you are doing something shady enough to make enough money that it makes you nervous about your parents finding it. Think about it dude! You either shouldn't be doing whatever it is you're doing because if you get busted you are not man enough to deal with it. If thats not the case, you are only 1 month from turning 18, just fucking move out and do your thing. I'm sorry, not trying to be a dick or anything. Grow some balls or stop doing whatever it is that you are doing. If you are making the money legitimately which Im assuming you're not, but you never know these days, so ill give you the benefit of the doubt. Then just don't worry about it.

 

get a stash can, the ones that look like some innocent spray product, the tall ones hold $5000 in twenties.

 

If you keep showboxes, as do I...
store the money in there
I put the show boxes in my closet...

I have about 11 shoeboxes.

2 of which I don't use for shoes.

One is for weed
One is for money.

I keep those two at the very bottom of the pack.

And they are all elevated on a shelf.

Now the money isn't nessicarily drug money.
Becuase I'm new to this herb game.

But all I'm saying is that a shoebox works woders for me.

You can slip it under a bed, Into a closet, In the garage, In the trunk of your car...

And I don't think many people would try to look inside the box if kept hidden in such a way as to where it would seem a hassle to try to look.

 

Or the safety deposit box thing...

 

OR

take all of the bills and lay them flat next to one another. then proceed to quilt them into the middle of a blanket.

then you can sleep under the comfort of your money.

ps. im really high so if this is a fucking retarded idea, ignore it.

 

just send it to me and i'll hold it for a modest fee. I'm assuming this money was acquired legitimately.

 

Remember, if you get busted, ANYTHING found at your home, car, your/family safe deposit box are all allowed to be seized as drug money.

Your best bet is to NOT store it at home or anywhere that LEO (or your parents) have access too legally.

Have a friend rent a storage locker, or have them buy their own safe deposit. Another option, is to have someone open a PO box, and mail cash to that address, and never ever open it. If its addressed to someone else they'd need a warrant for THAT person (not you) to even open it. There's lots of ways to hide cash, just dont keep it all at your home.

 

I chuckled a lil bit on this one. Anyone ever see " Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" ?

The drug guys in this movie kept all their cash in shoe boxes too lol

 

lock stocks a great movie. snatch is better.

 

Just let your parents know you deal. They'll be mad for a while, but I promise you can't hide it forever. I was recently in the same situation and everyone knew it. Finially I quit my side job, and my parents were wondering how I still had gas money, and brought home fast food everynight, and rented movies with a new girl every couple days, eventually I told them. I feel I'm responsible enough to take care of myself, and I dont want you to give me cash any longer.

 

Not to mention, you couldn't have that much cash and your parents not know. Trust me I know how it works, I've been there. I was actually just your age a year back. Your not hiding that much cash. Let us know how much your talking about. If your talking about thousands of dollars, then your not just selling weed and your parents not knowing. If your really making the cash you say your slanging throw some money at your parents and help pay the bills, since your living in their house.

 

Parents don't need any help with bills and i never said i was selling alot of anything.