Why can't they make toilet paper brown?

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  1. Friend

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    Don't you think it would be more appropriate? Now you wipe your ass, let it fall, get up and have to see your semi-solid/semi-liquid ass wipe juice....
     
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  3. crummyrummy

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    they do, its recycled paper though and kinda rough on the rear.
     
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  5. Friend

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    You mean like sanding paper #5?
     
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  7. crummyrummy

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    more like 380 grain.
     
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    That can be good if you like your butt shaved...
     
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  11. crummyrummy

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    and smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth
     
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    Reduces all butt-acne too.
     
    Friend, Sep 15, 2004
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  15. crummyrummy

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    its called exfoliation.....
     
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    So, what does foliation mean then?
     
    Friend, Sep 15, 2004
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  19. crummyrummy

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    having leaves growing on your ass.
     
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    Leaves growing on your ass?:eek:
     
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  23. Peanuts

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    Maybe it is white because if your havin' any odd discoloration you can see it better :rolleyes:
     
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  25. crummyrummy

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    yup. exfoliation is the removal of said leaves.
     
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    they do make brown toilet paper..................they call them paper towels at the gas station :confused:
     
    sgoddess28, Sep 15, 2004
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