I just want to masturbate with a hand full of razors all day!

God please eliminate all the people who put shit like I just want to eat bread all day while they are talking about thier hair on the phone for 3 hours and watching fucking TRL! Fucking save the whales or some shit, damn!

 

do you have to practice being an asshole, or does it come naturally?

 

calm your fucking role dude

seriously

i liked the bread thread

 

Either or, score!

 

males - we can save the whales by showering with our lady friends :tongue:

 

Quick. Somebody give him some kotex.

 

:agree: If he's wacking it with razor blades, he's sure gonna need some sort of cottony absorbency.

 

aaahahahaha

 

Dude....Razor blades.....ouch. thats worse than a vortex. and a vortex is extremely horrible and painful.

 

I just did a search for vortex, you're not refering to the Super Vortex Suction Vacuum Cleaner are you, ouch!



hotwater

 

No. a vortex [to my understanding] is when your having sex and you take a power drill and shove it right into the middle of your partners pubic hairs turning it on at full blast. and once all the hairs have coagulated around the drill bit, you pull it out with extreme force making your "special someone" bleed tremendously.

Ouch.

 

There are some really fucked up things that people do during sex, but I think that's probably the most painful one I've heard of to date...

 

Personally, I like the Spider-man.

 

Dont look at me my friend tells me these things at random intervals during my meals.

and if you think thats bad.....protein shake. and thats all im gonna say on that.

now its time for me to pwn some noobs

 

W.T.F!!!!

a power drill...ouch

 

i'm quite the fan of the donkey punch
cogliostro wanna give it a go?
heh what am i asking for? i've got the roofies

 

He already gets that from me

 

you're lucky

 

I know!

 

is this going to be broadcasted??