Holiday Shopping for the rich

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by Malapascua, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Malapascua

    Malapascua Member

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    Holiday Shopping, for the rich

    T'is the season to spend money
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    I'll buy you something precious, Honey
    Fa la la la la, la la la la

    Don we now our cards of plastic
    Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
    Maybe surgery, by-pass, gastric
    Fa la la la la, la la la la

    Face-lift, tummy-tuck, money's no object
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Bye to wrinkles with a Botox inject
    Fa la la la la, la la la la

    Remove some cellulite, lipo-suction
    Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
    A brand new body, new construction
    Fa la la la la, la la la la

    Face-lift, nose job, make it slim
    Fa la la la la, la la la la
    If that ain't enough, then off to the gym
    Fa la la la la, la la la la

    Anything for you my wonderful spouse
    Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
    All I have to do is mortgage the house
    Fa la la la la, la la la la

     
  2. skyfire

    skyfire Member

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    heehee this one was very clever...i really enjoyed it!
     
  3. Malapascua

    Malapascua Member

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    Thank you
     
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