i just thought this was cool

Here is some useless info..
Ladies and gentlepeople
i stand in the front of the back of you
to tell you something i know nothing about,
an empty house full of furniture burnt down last night,
nobody was injured, every one was rush out slowly,
a dead man was slowly rushed to hospital but i am pleased to say he is in the best of health and is expected to die shortly.
one day in the middle of the night two dead men stood up to fight
back to back they faced each other, drew thier swords and shot each other
a blind man saw them, a deaf man heard them and some one had a free party at which you pay at the door
seats provided But you sit on the floor..
idefunct..

 

The last 2 lines are wonderful