What do you do when you can't get any??

you can get free matches at gas stations...

 

Go to the hood and bump your system in neighborhoods, drive up to random houses where people are standing outside and talk to them. Trust me.

 

yeah man one time i was caught without a lighter and totally fucking desperate so i ended up almost burning down my house.

i made a gravity, wrapped a candle in a tshirt to catch the wax, used a match to light the candle, and then pulled gravs with it. i was doing this all in my room with my mom immediately next door asleep so it was pretty sketchy already. anyways, i had just finished blowing out the candle after i pulled the last gravity bong, and set it down on my table. i went into the bathroom and dumped the water. when i walked back into my room, the shirt was engulfed in flames on top of my table.

so here i am, high as fuck with my mom sleeping in the room next door trying to beat out a fire on my table without fucking things up...

never again

 

/\/\/\
LMFAO!!! Damn that sucks, but it must be funny as hell to look back on it lol

and yeah, having nothing to light with does suck. I hate when I'm out with my friends and we have a bong, water, weed, and music, sitting down in a nice spot in this middle of a forest for a nice long session, when someone asks "whos got a light?" and everyone just goes quiet...

 

^ Words cannot describe how deep my heart sinks when that silence occurs.

 

scrape or get drunk

 

that's why i always keep a backup stash of jenkem

 

i just heard of jenkem the past couple of days on the news. that sounds so gross and absurd

 

Suffer.

 

DO something with my life?

 

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Take a brake.

 

isnt that where u piss and shit in a bottle with a balloon on it....let is sit and then breath in the fermented gas's? fuck gross imho

 

you are correct. and i completely agree.

 

no, it's so awesome. it sounds gross but you gotta try it. i got 20 bottles sitting out right now. I'm working on the perfect recipe. Kung pao chicken and beer made me trip balls. people call me shitbreath, but i have no need to leave the house anymore to buy glue, so I'm reducing my carbon footprint.

 

I made my own legal herb mixture,

Catnip
mullen
comfrey leaf
lavender
dandelion
valerian

stinks but works, kinda
joys of living with a Doctor of Natural Medicine!

P.S. I'm out now & want to smoke the real thing!
If I am a Cantheist & am out of "Can" does that make me a "theist"