The LAST ULTIMATE FINAL CONCLUDING ENDING thread about Jesus -

Ok, you may post about Jesus in here, but after this, you can't make any more threads about him. We already have about 11 running on this page.

 

Nice guy... he fixes my air conditioner.

 

Ok, with carpenter's tools or with daddy's hocus pocus tricks?

 

the MAN has managed to answer a lot of my prayers.......he has very little time i'd imagine

 

i think -god- could answer a few questions about jesus for us

 

-GOD- is presently in Thailand with a 11 year old girl.


They're having a good time.












































They're watching the Teletubies together.

 

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hey "friend".....that was out of context,are all you canadians.................gross?!

 

Is that the guy I called three weeks ago for my new clothes line picket?

 

"hey "friend".....that was out of context,are all you canadians.................gross?!"

No, I'm the only one in all the country.

 

jesus is a dinosaur from my imagination

 

Could be. He's gonna be awhile, since they made him drag it all the way from Florida.

 

There sure a lots of Jesus' threads going around...

 

Jesus built my hotrod

 

I wish Jesus touched my water faucet and that everytime I took a glass of water it would be wine...

 

wwjd:

what would jesus drink?

 

Crum, stop sniffing horseshit so early in the morning...

 

I wonder if you would have to specify to him what kind of wine you would want. He might try to be cheep and give you some nasty-$2-tasting wine. You gota keep an eye on the man, he's sneaky sometimes. I caught him trying to steal one of my pornos once. That wasnt gonna fly, but then he said something in some language and disapeared though. I havnt seen that tape since. I miss it.

 

izzat how you canadians wake?

 

No. We look at you guys doing it.