The LAST ULTIMATE FINAL CONCLUDING ENDING thread about Jesus -

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Friend, Sep 15, 2004.

  1. Friend

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    Ok, you may post about Jesus in here, but after this, you can't make any more threads about him. We already have about 11 running on this page.
     
  2. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Nice guy... he fixes my air conditioner. [​IMG]
     
  3. Friend

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    Ok, with carpenter's tools or with daddy's hocus pocus tricks?
     
  4. sgoddess28

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    the MAN has managed to answer a lot of my prayers.......he has very little time i'd imagine
     
  5. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    i think -god- could answer a few questions about jesus for us
     
  6. Friend

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    -GOD- is presently in Thailand with a 11 year old girl.


    They're having a good time.












































    They're watching the Teletubies together.
     
  7. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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  8. sgoddess28

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    hey "friend".....that was out of context,are all you canadians.................gross?!
     
  9. Friend

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    Is that the guy I called three weeks ago for my new clothes line picket?
     
  10. Friend

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    "hey "friend".....that was out of context,are all you canadians.................gross?!"

    No, I'm the only one in all the country.
     
  11. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    jesus is a dinosaur from my imagination
     
  12. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Could be. He's gonna be awhile, since they made him drag it all the way from Florida.
     
  13. Friend

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    There sure a lots of Jesus' threads going around...
     
  14. Raving Sultan

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    Jesus built my hotrod
     
  15. Friend

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    I wish Jesus touched my water faucet and that everytime I took a glass of water it would be wine...
     
  16. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    wwjd:

    what would jesus drink?
     
  17. Friend

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    Crum, stop sniffing horseshit so early in the morning...
     
  18. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    I wonder if you would have to specify to him what kind of wine you would want. He might try to be cheep and give you some nasty-$2-tasting wine. You gota keep an eye on the man, he's sneaky sometimes. I caught him trying to steal one of my pornos once. That wasnt gonna fly, but then he said something in some language and disapeared though. I havnt seen that tape since. I miss it.
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    izzat how you canadians wake?
     
  20. Friend

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    No. We look at you guys doing it.
     
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