UK Cannabis Market

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Mama Haze, Nov 10, 2007.

  1. Mama Haze

    Mama Haze Visitor

    Anyone in the Cambs are getting decent weed, yet?

    Sick to bloody death of grit, sand, soap..... you name it.
     
  2. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    Try smoking Giant Hogweed seeds. First you chop off the flower which is about 2metres diametre. You then shed the seeds and put them in your rollup. Light and you will start to see visions. For me, I just saw lots of rodents, swimming pool drains and giant wasps. For me, that was a bad trip.


    Be careful when dealing with hogweed. It stings or leaves blisters. Its leaves are toxic. Don't attempt to smoke the leaves. Or the stem or the flower. Just the seeds.
     
  3. Smartie.uk

    Smartie.uk Member

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    what does a hogweed look like
     
  4. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    It's like a massive cow parsley, but it stinks of shit....
     
  5. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    This explains a lot about you :tongue:
     
  6. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    I used to live in Cambridge and yeah, all that was about tended to have grit in, though it's not actually that harmful, it just weights it and means you get a worse deal. Use a good roach, or even a filter, and you're fine....
     
  7. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    looks like cow parsley but is massive and sticks on banks close to river. Now isn't the season. Wait till the spring summer when the grow.


    Additional information:
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    Scientific classificationKingdom:Plantae
    Division:Magnoliophyta
    Class:Magnoliopsida
    Order:Apiales
    Family:Apiaceae
    Genus:Heracleum
    Species:H. mantegazzianum
    Binomial nameHeracleum mantegazzianum
    Sommier & Levier
    Giant Hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum), or Giant Cow-parsley, is a member of the family Apiaceae, native to the Caucasus Region and Central Asia. It may reach 2-5 metres (rarely to 7 m) tall. Except for size, it closely resembles Common Hogweed (Heracleum sphondylium), Heracleum sosnowskyi or Garden Angelica (Angelica archangelica).

    It is further distinguished by a stout, dark reddish-purple stem and spotted leaf stalks that are hollow and produce sturdy bristles. Stems vary from 3-8 cm in diameter, occasionally up to 10 cm. The stem shows a purplish-red pigmentation with raised nodules. Each purple spot on the stem surrounds a hair, and there are large, coarse white flowers.
     
  8. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Also, it looks a bit like Hemlock, which you'd definitely want to avoid....
     
  9. Mama Haze

    Mama Haze Visitor

    Thing is, I am spoilt; I have always smoked very good weed, I spend a lot of time in Holland, and I refuse to smoke shit of bad quality. Because it is only thanks to the inexperienced population that this stuff is not going away.

    I won't settle for second best where smoke is concerned.

    It isn't just the glass, either; it's more often badly grown, by people with no clue how to grow or cure, tastes like shit, packs little to no buzz, and gives you a sore throat.

    I don't know what the answer is... I'm not in a position to grow my own, and I'm getting bloody iller by the day.

    *SIGH*

    And this being a university city, too! All those students and no decent pot between them.... Call themselves fucking teenagers?! It's a travesty!! [​IMG]
     
  10. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Cambridge is a university city, but it's not a party university. If it were somewhere like Leeds then you might be in more luck. When I was a student there a few of my friends smoked, but most people didn't touch weed. I know what you mean about the Dam weed, it is so much better. But if the stuff here's making you feel ill, there's an easy answer. Just stop smoking it. These days I only tend to smoke weed once every few months and I enjoy it much more like that than when I used to smoke most days....
     
  11. Mama Haze

    Mama Haze Visitor

    I'm nearly 30 mate, I'm not bloody thick...!

    It isn't the bad weed that is making me ill; like I said, I refuse to smoke the amateur shite. I know what constitues good weed, and apparently nobody else around here does. I won't smoke shit grown by kids.

    It is the lack of weed that is making me ill - I am a medical user.

    I have sources, but they are all slowly drying up, and I am approaching the end of my tether quite rapidly.
     
  12. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    Move to Cornwall. :)
     
  13. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I hear crack's a little moreish:)
     
  14. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    Oh, so now were "working" its not ok for me to smoke my crack?

    Yeah, well if you're going now don't EVEN FUCKIN DREAM OF COMING BACK!
     
  15. thereaperman44

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    whoes got the crack?

    you could try some of that legal bud stuff from budjoint.com thats suppose to be good.... try hanging out in a few more student circles, someone up there must have decent pot or try a few differant towns, the poeple of east anglia have drugs for sure
     
  16. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Don't say crack. Crack rhymes with crack. And I really like crack....
     
  17. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Ahh, well that makes more sense. But you'd be surprised the amount of zombies I've seen who smoke weed every day for the sake of smoking weed. Dirt bar too, makes you wonder. I have a feeling, though, that East Anglia is probably one of the worst places in the country to get good weed....
     
  18. MakeMeSugar

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    marihuana :cool:
     
  19. Mama Haze

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  20. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Yeah, too damn right.. I pretty much gave up when I came to Uni cause there's basically loads of assholes trying to rip people off with shit weed that I wouldn't even GIVE away. Sucks.
    Perhaps a holiday to Amsterdam is in order... *looks up cheap flights*
     

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