Hypothetical thread

This is a hypothetical thread. So if this would be a real thread, what would it be like?

 

Probably more interesting than not.

 

It would have responses.

 

Nice one. I think it would also have some kind of topic.

 

I would be pink.

 

it'd be like my thread, but with lions, and a monkey who spoke Portuguese, and sexy go go dancers everywhere!

 

go go dancing!