One more post about Jesus

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by interval_illusion, Sep 14, 2004.

  1. JesusDiedForU

    JesusDiedForU Banned

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    yet the book still is predicting events to this day
     
  2. Agent MoNkEy 0017

    Agent MoNkEy 0017 Member

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    eh, he was green actually, and a nazi jew.

    i'm a christian, but geeze, lighten up...take sarcasm :D
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I don't want to demean your faith, but list 5.

    5 definate, nothing abstract or vauge.
     
  4. JesusDiedForU

    JesusDiedForU Banned

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    This is what I want people to do ask me questions...

    Here are some just on Israel:

    The Bible predicted...

    *The Jews would return to Israel (1948).
    *The exact order the Jews would reclaim the land.
    Judah first (1948) ​
    Jerusalem Second (1967)​
    *That when the Jews return to Israel, they would be one nation with one ruler.
    Note: Before the Jews were kicked out of Israel, it was divided into two nations with two rulers. ​
    *Israel would be surrounded by enemies...They are

    *Israel would have one of the strongest armies in the world...They do
    *The Eastern Gate in Jerusalem will remain closed untill Christ walks through it. Despite several attempts, over 400 years, no one has walked through nor open the Gate.
     
  5. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Wasn't Israel supposed to have the strongest military in the world. The US gives them Billions every year to upkeep their military.
     
  6. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    Perhaps history has followed the bible, rather than the bible predicting it...plus, these are rather vague...if thats all the alleged proof you have, its not very impressive at all.

    there is no proof, I believe thats why its called "faith"
     
  7. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I think SeaMonster and I are going to have to continue living in sin.

    Someone pass the chicken wings and KY jelly... the sinners are having a party. [​IMG]
     
  8. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    hold on, let me start sacrificing animals again to see if i can get the anti-christ over here.
     
  9. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Last time we had the anti-christ at a party was sick, he was bonging like a 30 pack of bud light, and brought lots of ladies of poor moral repute. Plus he said he would give me a job in his army... whatever that means. [​IMG]
     
  10. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    .............why is it that Agent MoNkEy 0017 and JesusDiedForU both cam on and went off at the same time?
     
  11. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    yea well religion has a hard time evolving with the times, whatcha gonna do.
     
  12. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    And Israel has water "surrounding" most of it.

    And why can these writings "predicit" the future, but cant even tell us the past? Dinosaurs are not a "modern" question really. It's a very very old fact.

    "*gasp* you mean the writers were human???"

    Listen kids, religous shit goes no where, people are so deeply embedded in their own opinions. its like bush vs kerry arugements.

    im sure jesus would hit that peace pipe to.
     
  13. Friend

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    There sure a lots of Jesus' threads going around...
     
  14. JesusDiedForU

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    Where ever Jesus is contraversy will follow...
     
  15. Friend

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    There sure a lots of Jesus' threads going around...
     
  16. novarys

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    yeah it all started when that lady on one other thread said that the end of the world is tomorrow.....scaaaary
     
  17. Agent MoNkEy 0017

    Agent MoNkEy 0017 Member

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    whispers, i think your JDFU....
     
  18. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    The end of the worlds tomorrow? Damnit I forgot to pack.
     
  19. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    It is kind of sad that most people don't have a clue about how the world is going to end. Ya know?
     
  20. novarys

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    i'm sad :(.....
     
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