Almost Getting Busted A Couple Of Times...

Alright, last week I was chased by the police with a narrow esacpe... I was almost busted a couple of times more...

Close encounter 1:
It all started when I was smoking in my room. I needed to borrow my mom's empty baggies that used to have buttons and string in them for entrepreneurial reaons. Later that day, my mom wants to talk to me upstairs. This is a usual event that happenes with pot, but this time it was different. She had taken about half of my stash (which she never does). She said she suspected me of dealing. She said she was going to tell my dad (who is not cool with smoking in the house and dealing). I was freaking out because my dad would call the police for sure if the pot was in individual baggies! I later found my stash in my mom's room, and she didn't say anything else after that...

Close encounter 2:
This kid at school wanted me to hook him up with an ounce. This kid is especially heat because he has a reputation for extreme stupidity. He actually thinks that he is a gangster and stuff, and he hangs around with these kids that just use him as a puppet (which is kind of mean). Anyways, this is the type of kid who does not stop bothering you about when you're going to get him the ounce, even though you told him when he was getting it. He came to my door today with a friend and they wanted some bud. But my mom said I couldn't deal to this kid because she heard the whole conversation. I told them to fuck off. Later that night, he said he wanted to meet me to smoke, so I go there and he refuses to even smoke! I thought this kid was such a huge heatbag after that because he brings attension to me and my house...

Close encounter 3:
After all of that, I decided to go on nightly blazing walks. I just walk around a little ways away from my house where people don't know me. I walked around for a good while with my bubbler. I then burned with a couple friends from school I met along the way. Then on the way home, I burned with some kids I found smoking a doobie by the Pizza Plaze. After those kids left, I sat there and started finishing off what I had that night. Just then, a cop car pulls into the plaza where the Pizza shop is. It loops around and begins driving out, just on the other side of the bushes from me. They then stop and get out of their car, I could hear voices: "Yeah, he's still here, I can smell it."
I bolted down this trail that leads to some townhouses. The police didn't see me and just looked around, then left.

Damn, the police are crazy and this kid who wants bud is crazyy! What ever am I goind to do lol!

 

Go shiv the gangster kid and when ur done, find that cop, tell him what you did, then while he reaches for handcuffs stick him like a pig, ha...problem solved.

 

^^ brilliant...truly flawless.

my advice is to just lay low. don't deal with the asshole, and don't smoke anywhere people can drive near you and smell it. go into the woods or something more discreet.