Walmart's Fat People Shopping Carts.

So Bella Desordre and I were discussing hoverounds and the like, and she mused "What would keep us from stealing the one from Walmart?"

So, anyone ever tried?

 

You know, it's said that once you get out into the parking lot, their security can no longer accost you. Sooo...sounds like free hoverounds for all!

 

Their security can't Apprehend you once in the parking lot? Why not just walk out.

Or hoverround.

Crummy, you have quite a catch my friend.

 

Trust me it doesn't work...they go after you in the parking lot and it's not fast enough to get away from them. I found out the hard hard way

 

If you do it during a Sunday afternoon, who's gonna catch you anyway? You'll blend right in with the other thiefs, they'll be looking out for petty shoplifters and not even know that you totally blindsided them and swiped their chair!

And hmmm, that's interesting...I'd say the hoverounds definitely can't outrun any able-bodied human.

 

i would like to steal one,this will be my reckless incident

 

It would've been awesome though........*sigh

 

Lynsey says she knows.

 

ive been banned from walmart from joyriding in one of them through a store, i knocked over a few displays and crashed into a few people, i had a year where i needed to let it all out at once lol

 

hahaha, man if you steal one, i'm gonna be so mad.

i so want a hoveround

 

If you do, be sure to load up the cart with high ticket items from china on your way out.

 

This is Lynsey...
Seriously though. I have to shop for work at WalMart and I hate the place. There are these motorized shopping carts and it's not even like people with physical limitations use them...it's not even like the morbidly obese people use them. It's just the people who are really really fat and could be walking, but they aren't. It annoys me and I can't navigate around the aisles..unless of course I am in the produce aisle.

 

Little Rascals are better than the hoverrounds....smaller sleeker and faster.

You can climb hills with the damn things!

 

when i am an old lady i'm gonna have so much fucking fun being a jackass
my dad wants a hoverround, hes almost old enough to go steal one
hey actually, i could prolly get my grandmother to steal one, i'll offer her a bottle of irish whiskey
she'll do it

 

I like your grandma.


Is she single?

 

her boyfriend had Alzheimer's and his kids locked him away in a mental hospital and he died
i'm sure shes done grieving, i think she was only with him for his money

 

To tell you the truth....I hope I get a chance to be old and senile, I thing it would be a smooth transition for me.

 

That's a little depressing.

 

thats pretty much the only thing keeping me going
the thoughts of flipping little children the bird, poking people in the grocery store lines with my boney elbows, harassing young women for being sluts, harassing young men for being sluts..but in a difrfernt way, oh man there is no end to the crazy i will be when i'm an old lady

 

I saw this old man one time with a mirror on the bottom of his cane.* He was walking around looking up the ladies skirts.* Got a lot of attention that day he did.