Mormon Joke.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by gorilla biscuit, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. gorilla biscuit

    gorilla biscuit Member

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    A mormon walks into a bar.
    The Bartender says, "What'll it be?"
    The morman says, "I'll have a beer."
    Then, because the tenants of the morman faith prohibit imbibing alcohol, he spends all of eternity burning in agony deep within the firey pits of hell.
     
  2. VolcomStoner420

    VolcomStoner420 Member

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    That's sad.
     
  3. TruInfini

    TruInfini Member

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    has anyone seen the new Utah quarter? it looks exactly like a washer from the hardware store cause the Mormons already got the 10% tithing out of it :)
     

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