A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The morman says, "I'll have a beer." Then, because the tenants of the morman faith prohibit imbibing alcohol, he spends all of eternity burning in agony deep within the firey pits of hell.
has anyone seen the new Utah quarter? it looks exactly like a washer from the hardware store cause the Mormons already got the 10% tithing out of it