Stupid Random Jokes

Jokes like these:

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because he got a fridge thrown at him.




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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was a fish.




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What's green and looks like a bucket?

A green bucket




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What's red and looks like a bucket?

A green bucket in disguise.




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Feel free to add more.

 

A guy walks into a bar.....









and says "Ow!"

 

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What's brown and sticky?
a stick.

 

ha
ask me if im a hammer
"are you a hammer?"
no

 

Two peanuts were walking down the road
one was a salted

 

Those jokes are so not funny that they are funny as hell. I had to laugh out loud (LOL) in front of the computer chair. I have a few:



Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.



Why do witches wear pointed hats?

To hide there pointed heads.



What colour is an orange?


Spell icup.

I-C-U-P!

 

an irish guy walks out of a bar.

 

^lol

 

A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that filthy animal in here, you idiot!"

The guy says "Why not?"

Bartender says "Would you shut up please, I'm trying to talk to this duck."

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Two gay guys, a Latvian Priest, and a one-legged midget walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says... "What is this, some kind of JOKE?"

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What do you get when you cross The Godfather with Stephen Hawking?

A guy who makes you an offer you can't understand.

 

:lol:

What hurts if you get it in your eye?

A train.

 

My favourite joke of all time:

A man was walking, walking, walking...he got tired, so he started running.


A man was walking, walking, walking... fell in a hole, got a ladder, and climbed out.

 

the ultimate joke is my favorite. and here it is.
"what did the Robot say to the centipede?"
'Stop being a centipede!!"
(it's funny cause the robot has no arms)

 

what do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?






you walk him and pitch to the rhino.

 

A nonsensical joke:



If a canoe was going down route # 1 with it's left wheel off, how many pancakes does it take to amuse an elephant?






An even dozen, because a motor cycle doesn't have doors

 

Why do chicken coops have two doors?


.snadeS nekcihC eb d'yeht srood ruof dah yeht fi esuaceB

 

haha, only joke here i found slightly funny. the rest arent, blegh

edit: apart from the irish one also XD

 

A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that filthy animal in here, you idiot!"

The guy says "Why not?"

Bartender says "Would you shut up please, I'm trying to talk to this duck."

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Two gay guys, a Latvian Priest, and a one-legged midget walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says... "What is this, some kind of JOKE?"

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What do you get when you cross The Godfather with Stephen Hawking?

A guy who makes you an offer you can't understand.

Those are I think the best. Still other really funny jokes to
Peace

 

Did you hear the one about the Polish Kamikaze pilot that flew 12 missions?

 

Can you tell me what a woman's yet is?

"Cause I was reading the newspaper the other day and it said a woman had been shot and the bullets were in her yet.