busted as fuck

okay well, everyone friday me and my friends take about 30$ from our paychecks and buy a half oz and smoke it between the 3 of us for the weekend.
so we get our shit, and get in my garage.
no ones home, we start hitting my bong. we smoke about 3-4gs when out of nowhere i see my dads face pop up at the garage door, while smoke is still coming out of my mouth (i deff couldent have said i didnt smoke)
i was fucking screwed.
he smashed my 80$ bong, and flushes all our weed down the toilet, and callss my friends parents. -.-

i promise him id never do it again (which was a lie) and we talked abotu that shit.
i try and convince him its not that bad and whatever but he just refuses to let me smoke cause its illegal.
anyways. the next day comes, my friends and i manage to scrape up about 30$ for more weed.
so we're in school and we're walking to our classes when our principal walks by, of course we all started trippin the fuck out.
lunch time comes, and we are sparkin' some fatties. we finish one, when all of the sudden our fucking principal just pops out of nowhere.
he walks over to us and my buddy bryan right away is like " we arent smoking weed! " (dumbass)-.-

we takes us in the office searches us.
finds a bowl and about a gram.
calls our parents.
im fucking screwed.
i got in so much shit, my parents wont let me outside for more than an hour, and if they do they call me literally every 10 minutes.

thats my story.
its pretty crazy.
parents are gay.

 

Just be thankful that in a year they'll have no control over you.

 

Oh man, I feel you. But trust me, you will miss your parents when you get out on your own. I thought the same way just 2 years ago. Just enjoy it while you can, and hide in better places next time. Try going out in the woods if possible. Its cool being in nature and the chances of getting caught are slim. As for now just sit in your room and enjoy the fact that you get to play video games instead of working your ass of to pay rent and feed yourself.

 

Uh you should really avoid the drugs son they will destroy your mind.... NOT.... jus fuckin with ya, word of advice try NOT to get caught

 

No offense but if I were your dad I would have kicked your ass. I don't get why people are stupid enough to smoke while they're at school.

 

dude are you a fucking dumb? let me get this straight...you get your ass busted (luckily only by your dad and not the cops), then the next day you buy some more to smoke at school.
i was feeling bad about you getting busted by your dad and having your shit flushed down the drain, but when you go out the next day and do what you did, i can't give any sympathy. maybe now you've learned to be a bit more discrete about your habits???

 

Doesn't seem tooooo bad for you I guess. They're being relativley okay about it, or at least that's what it sounds like. I bet you feel like shit though.

I would recommend you smoke in the woods from now on.

 

Lucky you aren't expelled and your parents have to pay to send you to a different district.

Stop being stupid about your smoking habits.

 

First, you are 17, legally they have no controll over you. You can go out and the cops can't drag you back. 18 as "adulthood"is a fuckin myth. You shouldn't have let the teachers search you. You never let them. If they try to force you, run, get away. God, I'd shove away a tracher before they search me wether i had anything on me or not, man. Not their right. If you smoke during school, go into woods or something. Your friend is a dumbass. Your dad, well, he's just an ignorant parent. My grandma doesn't like it either, and even though I don't agree with her, I still have the respect not to do it in her house. Remember, they can be healed responsible if you are doing it in their house; it's like spitting in someone's face to just smoke up in their home when they feel strongly against it, man.

 

ahah im not 17

 

ahah i know, im a retard for smoking the next day, but what can i say?
im a stoner.

 

So... how old are you then?

 

no, you're not a stoner...you're an idiot. 17 or not, you're obviously still living at home with your parents and going to high school (or worse, middle school) but yet clearly making dumb decisions. i hope you have learned your lesson (which isn't that you shouldn't smoke, but to just not be stupid about it). let's take a short quiz and apply the lessons learned.

When you buy weed and want to smoke it, what do you do?
(a) smoke in your dad's garage right before he gets home
(b) smoke at school and get caught
(c) smoke in public where you can get caught
(d) smoke in a discrete location (off campus, not during school, not at home)


(sorry for being an ass, but you have the learn man...it's the only way to live a clean life because whether we agree with it or not the people with authority over us will fuck us all over for smoking pot, it's just the way it is unfortunately and so we have to adapt)

 

dudeeee dont smoke at school. id hate that. id be so lost in class...

 

smoking before school's great. math is my first class, so i always smoke before school on test days. it makes it so much easier to handle, i usually score better too

 

Were you smoking on school property? My vice principal is always around and catches kids, but off school property. I don't think he's allowed to bring you back to the school, that's why I didn't go one time...

 

Did you get expelled from school? That's what they would do at mine.

I hate parents like that, and I hope things get better.


EDIT: Yeah, your like a lot of my friends. They are real stupid about it and will do it at anytime. Hell, show you have some self control and be responsible about it.

 

well if you were as big of a stoner as i'am, maybe you'd understand

 

that is not an excuse at all. you can't blame your mistakes on "being a stoner". in fact, it is shit like that that puts a bad name on weed in the first place: people who can't handle normal life activities and decisions because they are too absorbed in their world of weed. you should consider sorting out your priorities.

 

your lucky you didnt get the cops called on your ass.
1st time you were lucky as fuck... my mom would have called the cops on me for sure.
2nd time... wtf... smoking in school(not to fuckin mention the day after your parents caight you) is the worst possible thing to do. Its like asking to go to jail. Dude, you have no idea how fuckin lucky you are. Most schools would expell your ass and call the cops on you and depending what state you live in you could get as much as a years probation and be put on house arrest(informal likely). So your expelled, can't smoke weed, and your stuck at home. Just be smarter man, wait untill after school to smoke and just avoid bringing shit to school. If your parents dont like you smoking you dont have to quit just dont smoke in your fuckin house minutes before your dad gets home.