Funniest/Scariest/Craziest Drunken Moments!!

Wassup everyone?

I was just reminiscing (sp?) about the craziest, funniest drunken moments I've ever had (i've had quite a few)...i'm a complete retard when i'm drunk...i remember about 2 years ago...when my friends told me that I borrowed everyone's cellphone to call someone...and when they asked who I was tryin to get in contact with....i said "myself" (i didn't have my cellphone at that time so it definitely wasn't my voicemail i was tryin to call either).... wtf?? lmao...never again...i handle my liquor better since those dayz....it got pretty bad tho... now'a days i keep myself at a "tipsy" or "buzzed" level...instead of off my ass drunk =)


Tell me about ur experiences...

 

My eyes :hysterica

 

ok i got a story for you guys (im not the best story teller but all my friends thought it was funny, so ill do my best)

So me and my buddies decide to go to a friends house to go get drunk in his hot tub. So we are in his room getting change to go out to the hot tub. Im looking around for a safe place to put my clothes where they dont get messed with, so i put them in the closet and figure thats a good place for them.

We then go out to the hot tub get piss ass drunk off of shitty drive threw vodka, this is also the night i decide to join what my friends call the botherhood and get burned with a black n mile on my back. After that my friend decides to give me my first piece of chew. Im so drunk and now getting a huge rush from the chew (never smoked or anything so first time with nicotine) my head starts rolling around and the juice drips down my throat making puke all over the side of the hot tub. My buddies decided that it was time for me to go to bed. So im helped back into the house and pass out on the floor still in swim trunks.

I wake up at 5 in the morning to go take a piss come back and pass out again. Like 20 minutes later one of the guys falls on me and wakes me up so i go move over to a new spot on the floor. Another 20 minutes later i wake up to sounds of someone puking, the dude that fell on me was now throwing up in his sleep all over my friend. The guy that is being puked on doesnt even wake up, the rest of the people in the room are now up and laughing their asses off. I shake the guy for a little bit that was thrown up on he stirs looks at all the puke on the floor and him and moves a foot over and goes back to sleep. Then my friend tells me that the guy that was throwing up also pissed in the closet. Lights turned on and we think hes parents have heard the noises and decide its time to dip before we get busted. We start getting dressed and i go over to the closet and discover that he fucking pissed all over my clothes!!!! Im fucking pissed and my friends arent helping me out by laughing. Lucky for me the piss the didnt get my jeans wet just my hoodie and shirt and my friend even had a hoodie in his truck for me to wear. So we then dip out before we get busted and go to steak n shake to nurse our hangovers.

Later we go back to my house to go back to sleep. Before we do that i pick up my car and i discover that my car wont start. So my friend that drove me to my car picks me back up we go to my house and go to sleep. Probably 30 minutes after we get to sleep our friend that got thrown up on keeps fucking calling me asking me what to do because he has throw up all over his $300 letter mans jacket.

So what a shitty way to start a day, piss all over my clothes, a huge hangover, my car wont start, and when i finally get to go back to sleep i get called 10 times waking me up each time.

 

lol!!! too funny :-D

 

This isnt funny, its more sad and pathetic. I swear I will never get this drunk again.

It was my friends 18th birthday. I was already pretty "drunk" and then as the night went on we decided to play this fucking stupid drinking game where you listen to Zorba's Dance from Zorba The Greek, and everytime the melody repeats you have to take a shot and it goes around in a circle. if you've heard the song you know it starts off somewhat slow and then speeds up and up and up until you basically pour a shot, take it, and then you have to immediately pour another one because its just about your turn again.


Anyway, my friend got an empty bottle of tequila, and poured all these miniature vodkas into it. it was a fucking nasty mix of different vodka brands and for some reason i was doing shots of it in the game. other people were doing shots of beer or even lemonade, but no, i had to do the fucking vodka mix.

so we do TWO rounds of it, and then start playing this other ridiculous game which would take too long to explain, but after a couple of rounds I just couldnt continue and I just sat there watching. apparently theres video footage of everyone at the table and I'm just sitting there motionless with my head back before i collapse and fall onto the table. but anyway, eventually my friend comes and slaps my face to get me up. because I was so horribly drunk, I didn't feel it. so I told him he'd have to do better than that so he did it again, and again, and again, and i kept taunting him.

then someone told me i was bleeding, and i didnt believe it, then another guy said yes I was. so i felt my face, and the skin had been split open and there was blood on my cheek/hand. well, i lost it, and threatened to fucking stab this guy who has been one of my best friends since primary school.

i mustve fallen over or something again, because I remember being dragged into the kitchen where I started freaking out because I "couldn't breathe"



I dont remember much else, just that when I did go to bed I remember lying there, CRYING, thinking if I was going to wake up because my whole body was numb and my head was spinning so bad. I mustve had a blood alcohol content of 0.45% - 0.5%, its fucking awful when you get that drunk that you fucking fear for your own life.


I felt so bad in the morning, not only physically, but because I'd made such a fool out of myself. especially since half the people I'd only met for the first time. their first impression of me wouldve been this random guy getting too drunk, threatening to murder someone, and having to be physically dragged away.



I hope I never get that drunk again

 

Orgy!!!!

 

prettty much everytime i drink something crazy happens.

 

Scariest moment was when I was 14 or so I drank so much from the resturaunt I was working at and when I came home, I went upstairs and puked so much that there were waterfalls of vomit dripping down through my floor onto my parents below. I'm not sure if they noticed or not, but that was a close call.

Sarcasam. Yes they noticed, but through some miracle they thought it was from the virus that was going around.

 

It was hard to choose which story to tell…

I’m 15 years old and on a Habitat for Humanity trip with my church. My Dad is the preacher of my mid-sized Baptist church. It’s located in Northern VA, and the trip we are on has us in the Inner-harbor area of Baltimore, MD. We arrive on a Friday evening and are given some unsupervised free time that night. The oldest of the three of us comes up with the idea to pool our money together and get a bottle of liquor. Soon enough we are successfully ‘shoulder tapping’ a 1/5 of Jack Daniels black label. After acquiring the bottle we decide to wait until the next day and drink it while we remodel homes.
6:00 and were up and eating breakfast. I have one bowl of cereal and head off to the basketball court for a game of full court 5 on 5. After running up and down the court for damn near an hour, we are given a 10 minute warning. It’s 7:00 and it’s go time! My boys and I head off to a small secluded balcony off the side or back of the church with our bottle of Jack. My friends open the bottle and take a swig. I suppose Jack at 7:00 with no chaser is a bit harsh; my friends pull out a bag and decide to smoke instead. My girlfriend is diametrically opposed to weed. Being a preacher’s kid (i.e.: crazy little hellion), I decide that I’ll just pound the whole bottle myself. I grab that damn bottle and down it in about 30 seconds, stopping for air only 3 times.
5 minutes later and we’re piled into a van and headed off to the work site. This is just about the last thing I remember…

 

my friend has a cabin down in maryland that every summer we go party at.
it's actually owned by his grandma, and they've had the cabin for a really long time..
one night we go there, and we find this at least 40 year old bottle of whiskey back in this cabinet. my friend said that for initiation into his cabin you have to take a shot of it.
it smelled like pure gasoline, and nobody wanted to do it, but we all did it anyway.
it burned the whole way down, and even if you tried chugging something after you took it, you could still feel it burning.

later on in the night we only had liquor to drink so we made some (really strong) mixed drinks and played some drinking games. i got really wasted and went outside to get some fresh air. i was out there for awhile i guess, when my friends came out to find me passed out on a picnic table. they woke me up and i saw a spider on the cabin so i picked up a rake and started beating the spider with it. the rake beating off the cabin was making really loud noises, so my friends made me come inside and put me to bed.

later, they came upstairs to check on me and said they were going to go swimming down in the lake.. i said i would go (still completely wasted), and went into the bathroom to change my clothes. i got sick and started throwing up everything i drink into the toilet (including that shot of nasty whiskey). the whiskey coming back up burnt my throat soo bad. i passed out on the bathroom floor, and someone finally carried me up to bed after awhile..

my throat hurt for 2 days after that from that damn whiskey.