How will you die?

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  1. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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  2. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.


    Ive edited this post. I dont like talking about how ill REALLY probably die!

    Itd be a bummer if my body was turned to sludge, it took me ages to fill out my organ donor form
     
  3. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Pecked to death by chickens. I suspected as much:confused:

    "As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin. Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long you lay dying on the ground being eaten to death by chickens."
     
  4. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    This is how I will die:


    In a drunken game of Russian Roulette, you forget to spin the cylinder, and you kill yourself in the first round.
     
  5. Moon_Beam

    Moon_Beam zaboravljas

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    For Michelle:
    After a long night at the bar, you stop to get gas on your way home. As you're filling the tank, your drunk friend in the passenger seat throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both you and the car. You're quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette.

    For Chelle:
    During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

    Hmmm which do I prefer?!
     
  6. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    Pat Robertson smites you with his bible after he hears you say the word "damn". You die of a concussion.
     
  7. IlUvMuSIc

    IlUvMuSIc Senior Member

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    For Gary - While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death.

    For Rima - Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

    Properly - As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.

    My friend wants to die from a violent sneeze...
     
  8. phoenix_indigo

    phoenix_indigo dreadfully real

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    hmm ... missed this the first time.

    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.

    (strangely familiar idea there :eek: )

    bizarrely even when i type in my 'birth name' (as i now use my middle name as my first name) it says the same thing

    i tried hubby too... his is:

    While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

    He has a much more interesting death. I like to think that I took the sleeping pills to cause my death the night after he died in such a horrendous way.
     
  9. Forgotten-holocaust

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    You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.

    The freakiest and scariest thing is that there is not alot of repeats...in our results...like most quizes [​IMG]
     
  10. IlUvMuSIc

    IlUvMuSIc Senior Member

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    Ariano - You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive

    Fred - While at a bar, a stranger slips a date rape drug into your drink. Once passed out, you are taken from the bar, raped, and murdered.
     
  11. Iceni

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    "While driving, you give the wrong guy the finger for cutting you off, and he follows you home. As you step out of your car, he leans out his window and fires several shots into the back of your head. Your lifeless body hits the cement, and the gunman drives away".

    That's fair enough actually. I have a habit of losing my temper and flippin' the bird when driving. Especially when it comes to Lorry drivers. The oracle has spoken, lol!
     
  12. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    mine's totally wrong. i don't even own a cellphone.
     
  13. Iceni

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    ...but you may own one in a few years.
     
  14. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

    Thats how im going to die, they forgot to ask me wether i smoked or drank which i do!! I reckon one of them will knock me off way before I die of old age
     
  15. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    not after reading THAT!
     
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