This is more than a bit scary...

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by TheStoon, Sep 14, 2004.

  1. TheStoon

    TheStoon Member

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  2. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    fuck me!!! that girl wont be able to sit down for quite a while :eek:
     
  3. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

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    damn after that how will she ever beable to control u-know-what again??? damn...12 hours...
     
  4. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    That is just sick. She ain't gonna ever shit right again.
     
  5. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    she was the one on Howard Stern this morning, right?
     
  6. MEltingpOpsicle3

    MEltingpOpsicle3 Member

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    wow, haha thats all i can say about that one
     
  7. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    i don't want to know...i don't want to look....i assume it's anal play...and anal play is good and fine and all that, but when anal play becomes a contest as to how big or for how long you can stick somehting up your ass...it is not longer good and fine.
     
  8. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    that was the saddest thing I have read this month
     
  9. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    ....................I would apply, but it would really suck to be the last guy.
    Everyone would be like hurry up, lets get this done and after 149 guys I just don't think she would be in the mood.:eek:
     
  10. sef

    sef Member

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    just this month?
     
  11. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I live in "da hood" and I watch Oprah regularly


    so....yeah, just this month
     
  12. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I realize something ....and I have a question



    What do you think it takes to prepare for something like that?


    Does she not eat for a few days before?


    Atomic enema, maybe?

    I know that one chick who did a gangbang had to pack her pussy with ice. Just seems that would be soooooo much worse with the ass situation.

    I mean, really, just think about how uncomfortable you are when somebody sneaks 1 piece of ice down the back of your shorts:p


    Ok, I'm rambling now.....but, really, I'm interested in your thoughts


    How does one prepare themselves for 12 hours of ass-fucking?
     
  13. sef

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    apply lots of lipstick to look good for the cameras
     
  14. RetroGroove_Grrl

    RetroGroove_Grrl I'm a big girl now

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    maaaaaaaaan

    you know, her crap is going to just fall out for the rest of her life, and there is nothing sexy about someone who craps themselves all the time. Her career will be over
     
  15. Wandering Pisces

    Wandering Pisces Member

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    Hmm.. momma always said life is like a box of chocalates.. you never know when they're going to melt...
     
  16. thehipsterdufus

    thehipsterdufus Member

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    pretty lofty career goal, I must say

    .........and participants get a T-SHIRT!
     
  17. smilez

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    lol I would love to get ahold of one of those t-shirts.
     
  18. MEltingpOpsicle3

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    haha thats funny
     
  19. jooles

    jooles Member

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    Yeah and what would the tee-shirt say!!
     
  20. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    " Me and my 149 friends fucked the same skank in the ass FOR 12 HOURS and all I got was this lousy t-shirt



    ...................unless you count the crabs"
     

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