Should I destroy my wife? You decide - this is a "reality thread" -

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Friend, Sep 16, 2004.

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How should I act upon this wrong number?

  1. Kill my wife tonight

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  2. Pull one of her fingers out of the socket and forget thw hole thing

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  3. All of the above

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  4. All of the above and all of below

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  5. None of the above and none of the below

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  6. Get over it, most guys are cheated on

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  7. Don't stop seeing the psychanalist

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  8. Destroy the phone, internet, and cut her hands in case she knows sign language

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  9. Make another Jesus thread

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  10. Not sure - not enough options in here to decide

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  1. Friend

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    Last night the phone rang and it was a wrong no. BUT IT COULD'VE BEEN A GUY FROM SWEDEN WHO MADE LOVE TO HER ALL DAY WHEN SHE ABSENT FROM WORK ONE DAY LAST MONTH too...

    So what should I do:
     
    Friend, Sep 16, 2004
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  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    next time you make love to her, put a thumb in her butt.
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 16, 2004
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  5. Friend

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    Sorry, that's not an option.
     
    Friend, Sep 16, 2004
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  7. MagicMedicine

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    better yet, next time your making love, pretend to slip and just shove your 'outie' in her butt. that'll teach her.
    sweedish guys dont know nothin bout that butt style.
     
    MagicMedicine, Sep 16, 2004
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  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I will just take your word on that.
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 16, 2004
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  11. MagicMedicine

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    ahhh! make another jesus thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    we all love jesus threads, and now he can be there for you in these trying times.

    *chanting* jesus thread!
     
    MagicMedicine, Sep 16, 2004
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  13. AXIS

    AXIS DWEERDOE

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    At least Jesus loves you...
     
    AXIS, Sep 16, 2004
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  15. Peanuts

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    I'm stumped. I got nothin'.
     
    Peanuts, Sep 16, 2004
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  17. colloquialone

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    All that over a wrong number? How about thirty eight fucking phone calls between my husband and his friends wife. I got the cell phone bill and I freaked. I called the friend and told him what I thought about that shit and that it has to stop. My stupid ass husband deserves whatever he gets because he just might lose his family over this. I hope he thinks it's worth it.
     
    colloquialone, Sep 16, 2004
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  19. Friend

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    Sorry Peanuts, I could only put ten choice - I'll be making another thread shortly with some other choices.
     
    Friend, Sep 16, 2004
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  21. Peanuts

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    That sounds like a nightmare. I am sorry your goin' thru all that. That sucks. :(
     
    Peanuts, Sep 16, 2004
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  23. Peanuts

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    Are you really havin' marital problems? I know that's none of my business but this thread raised the question.

    If you are I am really sorry your goin' thru this shit. That just sucks. :(
     
    Peanuts, Sep 16, 2004
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  25. Friend

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    No sarcasm here, no problems whatsoever.

    In 8 years we had two arguements!

    I'm a lucky guy.
     
    Friend, Sep 16, 2004
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  27. Friend

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    Jus' wonderin' though who voted for me pulling out a finger from her socket... Crum, I told ya you had to be at least 12 to vote...
     
    Friend, Sep 16, 2004
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  29. sgoddess28

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    maybe you need a new wife......................or girlfriend :X
     
    sgoddess28, Sep 16, 2004
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  31. Friend

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    Are you hitting on me wonderful tight t-shirt girl?
     
    Friend, Sep 16, 2004
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  33. MagicMedicine

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    I vote for inviting the Sweedish guy over for an all nighter 3some par-tay.
     
    MagicMedicine, Sep 16, 2004
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    Oh, that I don't mind but he has to pay 1/3 of our mortgage...
     
    Friend, Sep 16, 2004
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  37. Peanuts

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    Glad to hear things are cool.
    I think your lil' lady is a lucky lady, your alright by me Friend. ;)
     
    Peanuts, Sep 16, 2004
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  39. Peanuts

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    Do the Sweedish men fall into the same cliche as the Sweedish women do? So open and carefree about sex?
     
    Peanuts, Sep 16, 2004
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