Which of the Ten Commandments did you break?

oh god i love this movie
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ten comandments are a document of an ancient culture, and while i wish no ill will to ANY ancient culture, there is one comandment i believe in today, that comes not from the somewhat arbitrary cookbooks of beliefs, but from observing human social interactions and the kinds of worlds they create. and that one comandment, which imperfect as anyone though i might be, i feel compelled intrinsicly to attempt to keep, is to avoid knowingly causing avoidable suffering, contributing to the conditions that do so, nor to incentives that might lead others to create those conditions.

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the "ten commandments" is a myth...

 

the ten commandments is my weekend to-do list.

 

I broke 3 !!!!

Ok, I lied, I broke 4 !!!!

 

you're all going to heaven for an all inclusive paid 7-day vacation

 

Thats not enough. I want an eternity in heaven. But I guess I cant get it, cause, after all, I did break 4 out of 10.

 

i've broken those

 

1. You shall have no other Gods but me.
2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God. broke
4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. broke
5. Respect your father and mother.
6. You must not kill. broke
7. You must not commit adultery. broke
8. You must not steal. broke
9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour. broke
10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour. broke

Who came up with these? They are shite

 

1. You shall have no other Gods but me - Eris, Geddy Lee, Oscar Wilde...
2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it - God has never met Dr. House, has he?
3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God - My god, what a tight ass!
4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. - Mastubation Sunday is coming round the corner!
5. Respect your father and mother. - They're low-life heroine addicts that left me for dead! And my fosters are bible-thumping closed-minded conservatives!
6. You must not kill. - Anything?
7. You must not commit adultery. - Not married yet, dodongo.
8. You must not steal. - I'm clepto.
9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour. - I'm a street psychic! Lying is my job!
10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour. - But Luke's ferret is awesome!

 

Well I am curious. Who or what did some of you guys kill?

 

lol @ the 10 commandments.

 

All but the big one... I have NEVER coveted my neighbor's goods

 

I'm a little curious about the killers here too.

 

1. You shall have no other Gods but me.
2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God. BROKEN
4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. BROKEN-drugs
5. Respect your father and mother.BROKEN-was an asshole of a 13 year old
6. You must not kill.
7. You must not commit adultery. BROKEN, twice
8. You must not steal. BROKEN..candy as a kid
9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.
10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour. BROKEN, i have wanted to fuck friends girlfriends before

You really can't argue with some of these people

 

i kill elk.

 

I broke 10 and 5. I also broke two, but technically didn't because in espescians it says you are supossed to worship your husband as you do the lord and in turn your husband is suppossed to love and protect you like the lord does the church. So if both the old and the new say you are supossed to bow down to your husband than I don't think it would break commandment number 2. I could be wrong though. Input?

 

ohhh number 4 too

 

I'm a Pagan. I've broken all of them. I'm so proud.