the off-topic thread

no mum im not comin in for my f*ckin tea, you can eat it ur f*ckin self!

 

ham sandwiches are heaven and hell all rolled together :goodevil:

 

Sandwiches are so last year. It's all about the Pitta fills. Tuna, cheese n mayo Pitta FTW

 

ntopic:

 

I do not like thee dr Fell
The reason why is you keep giving me the wrong bastard medication

 

I fought the claw and the claw won

 

who needs an old trunk, honestly!

 

This thread is too random for me.

 

666 replies to this topic...ooer!

Ive just found a photo of me when i was 14...i had a real baby face, but my hair was AMAZINGLY thick and shiny and golden, oh my, i never appreciated it!

My hairs growing back slowly now but...i want that hair back

 

Agave nectar...i think i...adore you...
Im embarassed now
Dont tell vanilla or the oranges, pretty please
Theyll be jealous

 

Once i was climbing a steep Brittany hill in sweltering heat, and id walked for miles and was so hungry and exhausted
There was a small red car at the top of that hill and i lied to myself, i said if i can make it to the car ill be out of here and all this will be over. No more sadness, no more abuse
And when i became close i started to run, i was so happy i was making it. And when i stopped and leaned on that car, i was genuinely seriously shocked that i wasnt transported away from the place by some magical force

The power of suggestion

(And now i cant hear "running up that hill" without crying, which is a pain in the arse as it seems to be bloody everywhere)

 

I'm like a bicycle without a seat.....I'm in yer ass (or arse, whichever you prefer)

 

Glossterrr chavs, get out of my face when i only came into this dump because the debenhams is better than the one here!

Blimey

 

England is so gonna lose the match today...

 

...haha...England did indeed lose the match...

 

My fiancé said "cripes" earlier...

I was just stunned for a few seconds and had to double check what he said

"Whats wrong with cripes?"

Hahahaha!

 

good try england

 

I love everyone so much

 

Its about 2 months until my birthday (i think?)
About 7 and a half years since i last chose to eat a dead animal
About 2 years since i last knowingly used or ate an animal product
About 2 months until my fiancés birthday
3 and a bit months until we get married
And 3 and a bit months until Cuba


wooooooohooooooo

arty:

Yeah, im now pretty much in love with the party emoticon

 

only 5 years more till I graduate from college !!!!
well, 5 and a half....
cant wait !!!