My girlfriend is the best. (With Evidence!)

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by Terryboy, Oct 18, 2007.

  1. Terryboy

    Terryboy Member

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    After a week of not being able to see her, we went walking around after I got off work, and we went to a park. That's where the fun began.

    First, just so you all know, those little mallowcreme pumpkins that taste just like candy corn are the best candy in the world. Well, she made it even better. She told me she had to use the bathroom, so I gave her a kiss, and she went on her way. When she came back, she said she had a present for me. She made me close my eyes while she fed me one of the pumpkins. It wasn't like the other pumpkins, no. It tasted much better. She had gone into the bathroom, put one of the pumpkins in her pussy, and then fed it to me. If you haven't tasted pussy and candy at the same time, you're missing out.

    If that wasn't enough, when we were sitting in the little crawling tube thing, we started making out, and then she said she had another gift. She opened my zipper and put her pretty little mouth around me.

    Today was a good day.
     
  2. Terryboy

    Terryboy Member

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    what? lots of views and no comments? Is it bcuz I'm a minor?
     
  3. LightBred

    LightBred Member

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    I don't think you can base someone being the best relationship wise on something sexual. Sex and such do have some weight but are minimal compared to the most important things like love, respect, trust, commitments, etc.

    But you're only 17, you got alot to learn.
     
  4. Crunkville TX

    Crunkville TX Member

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    i agree with lightbred
     
  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    dude
    what's with posting this twice?
     
  6. His Eden

    His Eden Queen of Mean

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    Your girlfriend might want to stop the coating candy trick. Unless of course she likes to increase her chances of a yeast infection, and sugar in the vagina will do just that.

    Just a thought...
     
  7. LightBred

    LightBred Member

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    Diflucan to the rescue.
     
  8. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    hahaha..
    some people have no clue what evidence of a good girlfreind is.
    i remember when i was 17, there was this girl in school real low self esteem, kinda pathetic chck..give her a dollar & she'll do anything ya want type...a freind "dated" her awhile..had plenty of simular stories..but thats about all he had..& ofcours a few dozen other guys had simular stories at the same time.
    as a girlfreind, she may have been fun for a handjob in the bathroom, but hellish as someone to actualy be with.
    i'm not trying to say your girlfreinds anything like that...only saying that your "evidence" is meanningless when it comes to what makes a good girlfreind.

    ahhhhhhhhhh shared dreams, shared passions, total understanding of eachother, the evidence is in the simple things, not in sexual favours.

    i truly have the best girlfreinds in the world, & it has nothing to do with silly lil things like that.. but i can understand if your a virgin how your 1st taste of pussy & 1st blowjob can make ya think its the best thing ever...but don't be fooled into thinking that that alone is all it takes to make a decent girlfreind..

    but i think the reaction your hoping for by bragging bout your first blowjob you'd probly get easier if u kept it to the lockerroom at school, where all the other frustrated virgins would think your a god for just havin a gf at all..
     
  9. J.I.

    J.I. WithYouInMyThoughts

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    moron...
     
  10. J.I.

    J.I. WithYouInMyThoughts

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    Hahahah....u r a legend. :)
     
  11. J.I.

    J.I. WithYouInMyThoughts

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    No, cuz u r an immature moron.
     
  12. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Try Grapes that are a little Frozen.
     
  13. Terryboy

    Terryboy Member

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    I apologize if I sounded like a pompous asshole, I was just completely overjoyed. Not just with that moment, but the fact that every moment we have together is special, and I can hardly believe how lucky I am to have a girl as wonderful as her. I don't think I'm a god or anything, nor am I saying that she's better to me than your girlfriends are to you, I think everyone has a chance for a perfect girl. We've been together for almost 3 years, and I know that I love her, and that she loves me.

    I hate it when people say stuff like, "oh, you don't even know what love is" or "you're too young to be in a serous relationship," because it's not true. How can someone else tell you that you aren't in love? How can they tell you that your feelings for another person are just from infatuation or hormones?

    My Grandmother met her husband when she was 15, and they've been together ever since. Why can't we be a similar case? And it's not the time we grow up in, because I highly doubt that the emotional feeling love changes over 40 or so years.
     
  14. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    ^ I agree with you there for sure

    people always speak of my relationship like it's doomed because it's my first
    it really grinds my gears +_+
     
  15. Terryboy

    Terryboy Member

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    It sucks, huh?

    how old are you, bro?
     
  16. Duck

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    vserg255 Member

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    oh yeah, thats nuthing, my gf gave me 3 bj's in a row! beat that one!
     
  18. Haze_9999

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    is your girlfriend called "your right hand" HAHAHHA
     

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