Don't blame the turkey

for being tired after the big feast

its the 2nd and 3rd servings of all the potatoes, casseroles, rolls, and my favorite part - the pies fault

all those carbs are guilty here

leave the turkey alone
you can't deal with the turkey anymore - its in me stomach

 

I ate ham, no sleepies here. But I'm about to take a pain pill, so it's just a matter of time.

 

But all I had was cranberry sace and turkey.
With homany!
Its the turkey!
Hahah

 

It's the L-tryptophan in tha turkey that makes you sleepy. I know; I bursted tha fun bubble tee hee...

 

Turkey puts me in a great mood.

I could never blame it.

 

I do like turkey, Ill admit. I can see myself eating some meat in a year.

 

Didn't burst the fun bubble too much. Tryptophan metabolises into serotonin.

It's like a turkey drug.

 

sure, it has that amino acid, but it also has other amino acids...plus with a big dinner, it has a hard time getting to the brain, which is were it'd be converted to serotonin.

the insulin response to the large amount of cards in a big feast on turkey day are the culprits here

 

you know, i'm not a guilty eater. i had one reasonable serving and perfectly satisfied with that. pie doesn't happen for a couple hours. but this year i left it off the menu. been kinda sick.

 

This is were I get confused.
Haha

 

dont' worry about it...i confuse plenty of pepole

 

He's just throwing around a lot of big words. It's easy watch.

The turkey metabloises in the limbic system, where it's converted to global warming, and nucleic acids. This is responsible for the growing recalcitrant attitude of our nations youth.

And that's the meaning of thanksgiving.

 

i can spell albuquerque right without even thinking about it.

 

But can you spell antidisestablishmentarianism which was always the big word to spell during elementary school spelling bee’s


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Turkey killed my mother.




And raped my father.

 

^^^ oh my...^^^

 

Yea I swear Wild Turkey makes me "sleepy" everytime I drink a bottle of it.

 

And then came the mother rapers.



















and FATHER rapers!




You can get anything you want, at alisons resteraunt.........except alice

 

My mom told me that the L-tryptophan won't REALLY effect you unless you eat 4 whole turkeys-haha.

It's all in our heads! haha

 

Of coarse its the Turkey, if not for the turkey then why else would I have ate the stuffing, the gravey, the potato's , the pumkin pie and whip cream and so on. Its the damn turkey's fault I tell ya!