3 things you did today

J0hn, if youre serious, you can buy humane traps really cheaply. Catch the little critters alive and then release them into a field or whatever

Hmm i havent done 3 things worth writing yet today though

 

I thought about getting humane traps for them. But unfortunately everytime I laid traps down, my girlfriend would get herself trapped. Fortunately it was a humane trap. But now I have unwanted mice. Well around the building. They are greyish and fast runners. I managed to grab one. Bit me and flew out my hands. Didn't get far as I showed it the future. A great giant boot stamping on his face. Back to topic

 

I had mice as a child. I doted on them as i do all little furry creatures...but they were really cool and deserving. One had babies because she was pregnant when bought and watching those little pink things grow fur and start becoming miniature mice was pretty incredible. Oh, i miss them now Anyway if you cant resist killing them then...God will throw you in the firey flames of hell to perish for all eternity
Or something

Still havent done 3 notable things

 

God doesn't work like that. Because two wrongs don't make a right. Also if God was like this, God would have thrown mankind into a furnace a long time ago. God has probably witnessed every man's sin. That is why he sent Jesus, his only son to die for our sins. Therefore, God only see's us as good people.


Anyway, I love mice. I mean Gadget hackwrench. Can't get more than that

 

Heh believe me J0hn i know God doesnt work like that Im just playing with you. And its fun to joke about peoples ridiculous beliefs when theyre so ridiculous as that

 

1) Received my tickets for a carol service, but am finally accepted I can't go
2) Bought some Dickens, but not the one I wanted
3) Realised there is no way I can afford this job

Tremendous fun!

 

1. Walked to train station after I had a chicken kiev which was fried in oil.

2. Saw newspaper on a train. Madeline's parents were condemned and everyone is saying they should recieve Neglect charges. Madeline picture, beaming up at me. There probably isn't a person on Earth wouldn't have smiled back and brushed back her long blonde hair with a comb, if she was found alive and well.

3. Saw my mother and my prospective step dad. He is currently homeless, is an alchoholic and gets abusive toward my mother when he is drunk. But when he is sober, they love each other to bits. Is a marraige a good idea? Or should my mother look beyond the horizon for someone who atleast has basic stability in his life. Even if he owns a garden shed and a few ornemental mushrooms with garden gnomes perched underneath them?

 

To be honest I think I'd stab her in the face just to have done with it...

 

1. Got my own back on my terrible students by telling them how awful their essays were
2. Cycled 18.06 miles and swam 1066 metres
3. Drank red wine

 

Bloody hell. Does one exaggerate?

You must be all built up and stuff...haha, not that im thinking about your body ...oh my, ill just shut up

Still, i get a bit out of breath sometimes after a few miles brisk walk. Im improving lots though

 

woke up to prezzies and opened them


went out to pizza hut as haven't been to one in eons and craved some pizza


bought bottle of baileys (got carded) and came home and drank half the bottle i think

 

1. Struggled to write the final lecture for the year
2. Wondered why I haven't been paid
3. Drank beer

 

you luicky sod - I've still got 3 weeks to go. still, I don't exactly "write" lectures, it's more a case of sticking up last year's slides and thinking, "hmm, wonder what that was all about?"

 

1) Bought Now 68 for 14 pounds at Zavvi. Girlfriend nicked cd1 and she was dancing to track 7 all around the house.

2) Saw mother and she says that I have an UNcle called Steven Perkins in Newport. He is 54 as was born 1953. I just think it may be easier if I went down there and looked at the election register if possible to locate him. God forbid he has moved. Need advice.

3) Looked at Parliament channel this noon. They were talking about meter readers or something. Climate change bill debate. Michael Jack was quite clear.

 

As I was changing into my long johns in the train toilet cubicle for the freezing 14 mile cycle ride home, I accidentally leaned against the "open door" button. The door slowly slid open to reveal me stood there, trousers round my ankles, to the entire carriage. As I turned to press the "close" button I felt humbled and ashamed.


Too embarrassed to think of two more just yet:tongue:

 

I'm really sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but that's so funny!

I hope I don't seem too insensitive!

 

Aaahhhahahahaha!

Oh right yeah sensitivity...

 

Went to the register office. Was grilled by a very stern grey haired woman and felt like we were trying to convince her it was ok for us to marry. Got glared at from under a raised eyebrow when i admitted i didnt know my fathers middle name. Remembered my infant school headmistress and felt like i was 5

Bought very cheap winter clothes

Came home to find a little parcel from my mum. Opened to find a tiny cuddly toy dog with a tag that said "please give me a good home"

 

omg that is the funniest thing i've heard all day! :lol:

oh, ahem ... um, yeah, mate sorry about your luck there.


*snicker*

 

Hahahahahaha

I have felt anxious and ill all day, but that has cheered me up! Thanks!

1) Went to London
2) Felt really ill and worried and just wanted to get home
3) Was told to meditate to relieve my anxiety, but I can't stay off of the internet.