"Nearly" caught by my mom looking at Masturbation FAQs!!!

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Well the reason you feel guilty and stupid is because it is those things and more. Don't worry about it though, it isn't a big deal. Everyone does it at some point in their life.

 

It's all right, man. It was just your mom... she's not going to kill you or anything. If she did see anything, she was probably even more embarrassed than you were.

 

Look into your heart and decide whether in the whole sceme of your existence. Does it really fucking Matter?!?

 

could have been worse, who could have been haulin urself

 

thats why the lord invented alt-F4...it'll save you ALOT of years...

 

lol whats a lolly... sorry im just a dumb canadian lol

its about the most awesome word ever though... lolly

 

She nearly caught you educating yourself?

Ok, so you're not open enough to go up to her and ask about it, but the immediate effect of that is you look elsewhere for the information you need..

You weren't perving, and there are teenagers who would admit to thier parents to having a sneaky look at nudie sites, and she may have half-consciously decided to be ready for any questions you may have.... If she saw what you were looking at...

 

Is beating your meat really that hard for you,that you had to get tips on how to do it?

 

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It's not that big of a deal. If it was, she would have said something right away.

 

ha that's really funny...
sry just the fact that you were all nervous and stuff
but if you're worried-dont be too consciious about it-who knows-maybe she didnt even see it? im sure weve all been curious and tried to research stuff like that unfortunately, sometimes we get caught-but really, its not that bad. i mean, it's just better educating yourself, right?

 

Almost all teenager guys masturbate. I masturbate alot....... without shame

Its easy enough to justify. Just say you get natural urges and have to get rid of them, just like 94% or all other male teenagers (I think the girls are in the 70%s or something, but the majority of them masturbate too).

I want to know about vagina smell discharge. I don't know much about how smells make us attracted to people, but I'd like to.

 

You didn't do anything to be guilty about and you didn't do anything stupid.

I do way worse than you do, both physically and on the computer.

It is an undeniable fact of life that most guys masturbate and thats ok.

 

I have been caught, I was walked in on as I was releaseing. I was so embarrassed! My mom was really cool about it.

 

Nice job editing your post even though the post directly beneath yours qoutes the entire thing.

You're a very disturbed individual, Chris. I've seen your other posts in the Men's Issues forum. Get help.