What's the wackiest thing you had up your ass Ladies or Gentlemen ?

small deoderant bottle, big cucumber and ordinary 6 inch vibrator.
needless to say, vibrator is the most fun..

 

A pringles can.

 

a wild hair

 

Luv to see the pringles can up your ass

 

probally a carrot

 

Your idea?

 

long thin Candles when I was a teen, before I found out about sex toys and the prostate, I forgot how I came up with the idea but it was worth trying so I did it

 

The door handle, It was good!

 

hm lets think on this one...
dildo.
strap on.
fingers/hand.
beer bottle.
one of those plastic coated dumbbells.
plunger handle.
candle holder.
2 1/2 inch wooden dowel (with condom over it)
part of my gf's foot.
telephone.
hairbrush handle.
screwdriver handle.
car gear shifter.
television remote control.
various and assorted squash/vegetables.
certain shampoo bottles.
pepper grinder.
a spice jar (like one of the smaller glass ones).
paint roller (so nice and fuzzy).
a doorknob/handle.
toilet paper roll holder.
small telescope.
a martial arts bow-staff.
a cactus (with all needles shaved off and a condom over it).
garden hose.
a sword sheath.
a trophy (with the top ornament broken off and the end filed a bit).
nintendo 64 controller.
my own dick.
8 sharpie markers (bunched together inside a condom).
a toy star wars lightsaber.

ideas for anything new?

 

Pencil Crayon, My fingers, Dildo, My girlfriends big toe.

 

bump it up

 

fingers
beads
a big toe
bananna (only once end was two rough)
cucumbers
hairbrush handle
screwdriver handle
ice cream scoop handle
candle
a strap on

 

Cheese Grater.[/QUOTE] OWWW!!!!

 

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my own dick.

How is that phyisically possible??

 

Yeah how did you do that? Do you mean just the head of your dick or the whole thing.

 

it all has to do with the way you're made. just like sucking your own dick. some people are more flexible and can do it.

with sticking my own dick there, i was about half way hard, so i could still bend it around, and i'm fairly long, and my asshole is close enough that i got about the first inch or two in. it was a stretch, but it's really interesting if you can do it.

 

toothbrush handle
cucumber with condom
a 2" plug
3 golf balls in a condom
a banana with condom
paint roller with a golfball taped to the end for roundness
tried a beer bottle, it was too wide
a 9x1.5" dildo and a 7x1.75" dildo together... very uncomfortable
a 11x2.25" dildo... my width and depth for now

 

I've tried, but my hole is pretty far back. The taint area between my balls and ass is pretty big. It'll barely reach the opening... The dick is too big in diameter/stiff to make the turn into the hole.

 

yeah. i guess i kinda have a short "taint." some people do. i know from the girls i've been with that their pussies and asses are varying lengths aparts, so i imagine it's the same way with guys.

 

candles