A good friend of mine sent this to me, what do you guys think of it? Here is some useless info.. Ladies and gentlepeople i stand in the front of the back of you to tell you something i know nothing about, an empty house full of furniture burnt down last night, nobody was injured, every one was rush out slowly, a dead man was slowly rushed to hospital but i am pleased to say he is in the best of health and is expected to die shortly. one day in the middle of the night two dead men stood up to fight back to back they faced each other, drew thier swords and shot each other a blind man saw them, a deaf man heard them and some one had a free party at which you pay at the door seats provided But you sit on the floor.. idefunct..
Holy crap, I remember this from elementary school. Except the one I knew went like this (it's more rhymey): I come before you to stand beside you to tell you a tale I know nothing about So pull up a chair and sit on the floor so I may tell you nothing more. One dark day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. They stood back to back and faced each other They drew out their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard this noise and shot the two dead boys. And then it ended differently, I think it might have gone "And if you believe that this tale is true..." but I can't remember the rest.
....And if you don't believe that this tale is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too... That's what I remember it to be
"It rained all nite the day we left The weather it was dry The sun so hot, I froze t' death Susanna don't you cry" Oh Susanna, Stephen Foster
Ladies and jellybeans I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something i know nothing about next thursday which is good friday there is a mothers meeting for fathers only admission is free pay at the door pull up a chair and sit on the floor
by the sewer he lived- by the sewer he died ---they said it was murder----- but it was sewer-cide------
