To Whom It May Concern

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by blink_1802, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. blink_1802

    blink_1802 Member

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    I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but theres no fucking way paper can beat rock! Is paper suppose to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people!? Why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! Rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds! When i play Rock-Paper-Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somone claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh shit im sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
     
  2. DonVito

    DonVito Senior Member

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    this is an easy one the paper would fold really really fast like matrix style before the rock has a chance to tear it to pieces. then afterwards the paper would fly away and save zion so in all actuality paper beats the rock because the rock is only in the matrix.

    lol i just thought that would be funny i see where ur comming from but i dont think you can change the universal rules of rock paper scissors.
     
  3. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    You should give credit to the site it was on.
     
  4. blink_1802

    blink_1802 Member

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    haha, it wasnt me who thought of it, i just had it sent as a forward email and thought it was funny
     
  5. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

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    yeah really, i saw that in someones profile on facebook too.
     
  6. thomyorke

    thomyorke Member

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    well actually i think rock should always lose...it just sits there everyone leaves it alone n shit....at least scissors and paper are actually useful ya kno?
     
  7. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    As a kid at summer camp they had us playing a game called Hunter, Tiger, Rifle. Hunter handles rifle, rifle shoots tiger, tiger kills hunter. Made more sense than Paper, Scissors, Rock.
     
  8. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    Rocks are very useful, you can like put them on the ground and stare at them. At least rocks dont get used up wastefully like paper does.
     
  9. pat_mycat

    pat_mycat Member

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    off of futurama,
    Zap Brannigan -
    But you forgot one thing... rock crushes scissors,
    but paper covers rock!
    and scissors cuts paper.. kif we have a conundrum.
    search them for paper and bring me a rock
     
  10. thomyorke

    thomyorke Member

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    True. But pick me up some rocks and roll me a J. :)

     

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