I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but theres no fucking way paper can beat rock! Is paper suppose to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people!? Why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! Rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds! When i play Rock-Paper-Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somone claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh shit im sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
this is an easy one the paper would fold really really fast like matrix style before the rock has a chance to tear it to pieces. then afterwards the paper would fly away and save zion so in all actuality paper beats the rock because the rock is only in the matrix. lol i just thought that would be funny i see where ur comming from but i dont think you can change the universal rules of rock paper scissors.
well actually i think rock should always lose...it just sits there everyone leaves it alone n shit....at least scissors and paper are actually useful ya kno?
As a kid at summer camp they had us playing a game called Hunter, Tiger, Rifle. Hunter handles rifle, rifle shoots tiger, tiger kills hunter. Made more sense than Paper, Scissors, Rock.
Rocks are very useful, you can like put them on the ground and stare at them. At least rocks dont get used up wastefully like paper does.
off of futurama, Zap Brannigan - But you forgot one thing... rock crushes scissors, but paper covers rock! and scissors cuts paper.. kif we have a conundrum. search them for paper and bring me a rock
