I am now a Born again Christian

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Samhain, Sep 15, 2004.

  1. JesusDiedForU

    JesusDiedForU Banned

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    They laughed at Noah too... then it started raining...
     
  2. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    we've heard that before, how about some "jesusdied for you"original thought, we've yet to see that you are anything more than a program which retireves rehearsed bible quotes....


    show us a little more of the human side, it would be in your best interest, as a telemarketer of the extremist Christian faith.....

    If I had my way, i'd get all the extremists of the world and put them on their own private island, see who's god is "superior"...it would be like a football game, and you would be wearing the jesus jersey, getting down and dirty with all the other holier than thou types....ending the world from your own private island, and selfish dreams of your own salvation.
     
  3. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    we have a saying over here in England

    naff off
     
  4. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    is that like fuck off? english are weird.
     
  5. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    well yesterday i was in a really pissy mood and would have said fuck off.

    no naff off is a version you might find on tv in the day time or you could use in front of your parents, a kinda scaled down fuck off.

    naff off isn't offensive but everyone knows you really mean fuck off.

    if that makes any sense at all

    S
     
  6. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    in that case, it's awesome. im going to say it to my boss today.
     
  7. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    All ahil my dark lord!

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    Rawr!!! Satan!!!! [​IMG]
     
  8. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    let me know what happens and please don't sue me if you get the sack

    S
     
  9. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    They laughed at me when I said I had the Force, now they're who's laughing? Well, them, but they're DEAD laughing!
     
  10. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    im trying to make sense out of this. please hold...
     
  11. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    So god let millions of people drown just to prove a point? What kinda loving deity does that?
     
  12. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    it's the christian way.
     
  13. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    Heh heh, God's arbitrary.
     
  14. PennyLAne666

    PennyLAne666 Member

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    BWAHAHAHAHA i can soooo see you as a born again christian lol....
     
  15. JesusDiedForU

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    Know they refused to love the truth and so be saved .... the world was so evil he had to destroy it and start over....
     
  16. know1nozme

    know1nozme High Plains Drifter

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    And apparently, although he promised never to do it again, he's going to do it again. No surprise there, eh? I suppose that since it won't be a flood this time, then technically, he won't actually be breaking his promise, but personally, I think that's splitting hairs. Sort of a petty way to get around the promise, like Bill Clinton's rationale for claiming he never had sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
     
  17. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    again..........



    his life, his words, his mission are left for each of our interpretations. if you believe in christ and you know you will be standing in front of him and your heavenly parents, do you really want to have to account for being knowledgable about his words but on missing out on his message? his mission was one of love and not judging.
    this thread saddens me. this here has been a fantastic demonstration of why we have wars, of where there is so much anger and isolation in the world. love don't hate.
    i know you all are trying to get your points through the other's thick skulls but its not going to happen with attacks and defenses. again, something jesus taught against. peace in your heart and with your beliefs, it would allow acceptance
    this may sound like a judgement on my part but it is no such thing. its just a sad sad observation.
    the truth is none of us have all the answers. and if your mission was that of christ's or buddha's would you want people to fight over you. nope, you would shake your head very solemnly and know that your point was not heard. since it comes from peoples lips but it isn't expelled in their actions. it would hurt you to watch people hurt themselves all because of pride.
    its not about fighting for what you believe in.....its about being what you believe in. embrace the god each of you know and feel that peace
    lots of love...........marie
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    yes i copied and pasted it from the other but darn, we the fights kid. you are so fighting yourself.
     
  18. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    Only a attention whore would do that. So you're saying he got pissed off because no one acknowledged and worshipped him? I think your God has issues. He should seek phyciatric help, or PM me and I'll talk to him personally.
     
  19. campbell34

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    Well God told the truth, but now we want to tell God how He should do things. God told men they should not have sex with one another and that seems like such a minor point to many. Now, how many million people in the world have died of Aids? Or am I just splitting hairs?

    P.S. God is coming back to save the world. It is man who is trying to destroy it.
     
  20. MagicMedicine

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    Should not have sex with one another. I hate to break it to you, kid, but you didnt hatch out of an egg.
     

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