I only get an ugr when I'm constipated, not when I am wanking. I.e. Uggggrrr!....(plop)....ahhhh, that's MUCH better.
i know what constapition is stupid. but some times if i go masturbate long enuff i just fell i need to crap
I don't take shits when I wank. Btw- if you're constipated, a water enema can make that sucker drop out like a fuckin' bullet
For me it's weird cause shitting always makes me cum. Does anyone else have this? Here is what I mean: http://chufter.com/view_video.php?viewkey=d6cf08c11a970fbe0e2a
Everyone should be aware that this is a practiacal joke URL plus it made my anti virus / spyware detector jump up straight away, so it is infected & can damage your PC. DO NOT FOLLOW THE LINK !!
I said it made my anti virus / spyware detector jump up with the warning that the page was infected, which it did. That is good enough reason for me to suspect the link is viral & to be avoided.