favorite quotes?

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. ~Henry David Thoreau

 

Beautiful that the hands of the sisters death and night
Incessantly softly remold, again and ever again
the face of this soil’d world. for my enemy is dead,
a man divine as myself is dead,
I look where he lies white-faced and still in the coffin--I draw near,
bend down and touch lightly with my lips the white face in the coffin


Walt Whitman



I know it's a bit too long for just a quote, but it is one of my favorites in a necrophilic sort of way

hotwater

 

"Infinity is now"

~ bird_migration.

He is such a wise man.

 

The light of God casts no shadows

hotwater

 

"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."

"I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."

"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."

and on and on and on and on

oscar wilde.

 

If you are unable to attract a women you are, by definition, sterile. ~ Erik Von Markovik

 

"Freedom is a state of mind." written in Bobby Sands' cell, H-Block, Belfast 1981

"Only death is fatal." Garbo's Celluloid Heroes song 1978

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" Johnny Rotten 1978

 

Dropkick me Jesus over the goalposts of life.

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These work for me.

 

the needs of the many...outweigh, the needs of the few...or the one...

~Captain Spock
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"there are 2 different kinds of people, people that pee in the shower, and liars" - my boss at MCI

 

ahhhhahahaha

i love that.

 

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

 

"Never get yourself in a situation you can't slut your way out of."

 

Sometimes you have to smack a bitch. - Mother Theresa

 

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

mark twain

 

is that a direct quote?

 

If you ever travel back in time, don't touch anything. Even the slightest disturbance could change the world in ways you couldn't possibly imagine.

-Grandpa Simpsons advice to homer on his wedding day.

Are you accusing me of lying?

 

of course not! just paraphrasing.

 

Just because you've gotten the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. -George Carlin.

I was totally lying.