What is the best way to tell someone you want to kick them in the nuts....

.... without sounding mean?

 

don't say it...just do it...

 

Good point. At least it does not sound mean.

 

Why would I want to do a thing like that?!?! Hurt something less valuable I say... er like his face.

 

I was hypothetically speaking.

 

Given a man whose package I didn't have any interest in, I might sweetly say,
"Darling if you continue to anger me, there will be a swift blow to your cohonas."

 

If my intent was to ensure my toe hit destination scrotumville my "warning" would be very cryptic... something along the lines of, "is that a stain on the ceiling?" or "Hey, is that a star or a UFO?"... something to divert their attention from my business foot.

 

after the fact