hre she is, made her myself, with a little window at the top so yo know when its filled up. check it outttttttt yep yep http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a216/zaprutertape/media1_02.jpg
i never seen the advantage of having a huge ass bong that you couldnt hit while sitting down let alone not being able to light it yourself. i think that anything over like 18 inches is to big for a bong because it would get hard to light it yourself.
I disagree perc bongs have allowed people to take super human hits and most can hardly get away with being 2 feet long. But you are right for this situation why did you put the window at the top by the time the smoke has gotten that far up it would kill you to take the hit and if it doesn't check the seals you don't have an air tight bong. Pretty cool though you should turn it into a hookah type thing and you and your friends play a game with it see how much smoke it takes to make everyone in the room choke.