Has anyone had sex with me?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by rainbowrandolph, Sep 17, 2004.

  1. rainbowrandolph

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    If so, then i would appreciate hearing about it.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Remember that one time where you told me to wear a strap on and pound you in the ass...hehe
     
  3. jooles

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    slap! high five mystical!
     
  4. jooles

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    cripes! can't stop laughing now!
     
  5. mystical_shroom

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    hehehe ;) and he was wearing a pink teddy, I got to slap his ass a few times :D
     
  6. jooles

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    Ahh, stop it! I am laughing so hard now!
     
  7. jooles

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    Did you get the rodeo thing going too? With a couple of yee hars?
     
  8. mystical_shroom

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    hahaha, yeah ;) he wore a cowboy hat and I wore the spurs :D
     
  9. jooles

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    Did you dig em in and rip the sheets whilst pounding and yee haring away?
     
  10. mystical_shroom

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    heheheh I sure did :D
    then later he asked if I would dress him in a gimp suit, grape jelly was involved..yeah it got pretty crazy..hehe
     
  11. jooles

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    Brilliant
    I wonder why he hasn't protested yet - oh that's because it's TRUE!!!
     
  12. mystical_shroom

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    yep its all true, I made him my bitch :D

    or he's scared :D
     
  13. jooles

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    Where are you from girl?
     
  14. crummyrummy

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    yes. you were horrible. what made you think that rollerskates would be a good sex toy?
     
  15. mystical_shroom

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    hehe I'm from Indiana, blah trash town :D

    rollerskates :D be glad that it wasnt iceskates...hehehe
     
  16. jooles

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    Mystical - cool
    ice skates! Let alone roller skates? How the hell would that work? (or maybe I shoudln't ask.....)
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    he should be glad.....I am just saying it did nothing for me, but ice skates....ouch!!! he wouldnta shit right for a week......
     
  18. mystical_shroom

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    hahaha thats great..hahaha:D
    but when he came over, he had a bag filled with banannas :D
     
  19. rainbowrandolph

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    If it is true then it only occured within the confines of your creative sexual imagination and if you did fantasize about doing that to me then I think I would be scared!!!
     
  20. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Possibly... I drink too much. :D
     
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