Life of Joe Middleclass Republican

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  1. freesue

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    A friend sent this to me. I found it an interesting perspective so thought I would share
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    Day in the Life of Joe Middle-Class Republican

    by John Gray

    Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full
    of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water
    quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of
    coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to
    insure their safety and work as advertised.

    All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical
    plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid
    medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast,
    bacon and eggs this day. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some liberal
    fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

    Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is
    properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents
    because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on
    his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a
    deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal
    fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the
    subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him
    considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some
    liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone
    the opportunity to be a contributor.

    Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medical
    benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union
    members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays
    these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call
    the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he'll get a
    worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn't think
    he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

    Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills.
    Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted
    to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking
    system before the depression.

    Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market
    federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the
    government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money
    over his life-time.

    Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his
    farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car
    is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety
    standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to
    live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers
    didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electric until some
    big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded
    rural electrification. (Those rural Republicans would still be sitting in
    the dark)

    He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social
    Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take
    care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to. After his visit with dad he gets
    back in his car for the ride home.

    He turns on a radio talk show, the host's keeps saying that liberals are
    bad and conservatives are good. (He doesn't tell Joe that his beloved
    Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys
    throughout his day) Joe agrees, "We don't need those big government
    liberals ruining our lives; after all, I'm a self made man who believes
    everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have".


     
  2. Sera Michele

    Sera Michele Senior Member

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    loved that. Thanks for posting.
     
  3. Shane99X

    Shane99X Senior Member

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    Best thing I've read all day.

    :)
     
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